#johanen

He’s naked. So totally naked.

take whatever sass & savagery subbed yuuri’s internal monologue throws at viktor and turn it up to eleven (PEP TALK DEPARTMENT) and you might come close to grasping the glory that is dubbed yuuri

WHY

one insecurity: that i’m too selfish? does this count as an insecurity? bc i don’t want to be but i also kind of am, self-centered that is two fears: that something happens to my family, that i’ll wake up some day regretting what i’m doing with my life (i’m kind of really content rn, despite work being stressful af etc., but i, i just feel like i should be doing something else even though i don’t really want to...?) three turn-ons: SMILES, being genuine, ladies wearing gym clothes and doing sporty stuff ♥‿♥ four life goals: start feeling like an adult at some point? live in the moment? be content/happy? get buff ♥‿♥ five things I like: giffing, listening to music, bright/colorful sportswear, my bodycombat gloves, being a fan/fandom six weaknesses: forgetfulness, chocolate, being social, cola light (my poor teeth), not speaking my mind, paying the bills in time seven things I love: family, parents’ cat, bodycombat, being alone, eating, shipping, when people smile at me??

What is this even O-O

thoughtsofabritishtwin replied to your post: i've spent quite a bit of time in england, and i...

The James Bulger case is why. You might want to search it up. As it was pretty famous. After it happened children harness sales increased drastically. Hope this helps to clear things up for you :)

allthegooddays replied to your post: akaneloki replied to your post : i’ve spent quite...

My mum had to use a harness & leash on my younger sister back when we were kids because she’d just run off :’D

teekettle said:

Tbh I used one with my niece when she couldn’t understand why she couldn’t run in stores or in the street. It was either put her in the cart and have her throw a temper tantrum, dash off somewhere, or let her have some form of independence

teekettle said:

And just to clarify, we didn’t use one all the time, but just in crowded areas when she could easily get lost. But yeah, I have some people use it as an actual lease. :/

i’m sorry i didn’t mean to accuse or offend anyone or anything like that, i literally have no idea how to take care of kids! /o\/o\/o\ iriswect said:

yh they do that i can….t believe it ppl will be walking around w their babies/toddlers on a safety harness its technically a leash..

nosegate omg. remember porewatch?!

what do you think i sit here all night reading your responses to other people?! nah i didn’t know this. i don’t even see a difference, if that says anything about me.

YES I DO /cry. jk, but yeah i didn’t notice it a first. like i thought something was off, but it wasn’t until someone sent rou an anon and she asked me my opinion did i fINALLY see what was bothering me. i bet if it was colin you’d see it lol.

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BUTT IMPLANTS

I’M HERE FOR IT

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HAS IT REALLY BEEN SIX HOURS???

I’ve done the handwriting meme before! :D