#joeygraceffa

Of course I didn't shade these. What do you take me for, a madman?

Okay maybe I'm a little mad but not completely.

Some of these were gimmes, like marten!Martyn and panda!Oli, but Pix and Lizzie specifically were very hard to choose. In the end, I went for spider and turtle respectively because um. shit idk man

Shoutout to Flower Husbands' terrible attempt at a heart, bless their souls <3

Day 22: Keralis

VII (7) Made of metal, heat resistant up to a point, confirmed to not feel pain.

Potentially has enhancements.

Possibly vulnerable to water? He visited the shore and XB just fine but didn’t stand in the water. Brass doesn’t tarnish but water and redstone don’t mix.

Not of this world.

-I LOVE Keralis’s design himmm!!!!!

-“Not of this world” or so Skizz thinks

He could not be from this world, or someone made him, who knows!

I don’t-

Maybe Keralis crash landed on the hermits’ planet like Skizz did?

-If Keralis and XB are a thing I would hope K is waterproof- no exposed redstone?

But Skizz if you wanna kill him go for it just like… chop his arm off first and throw him in the water

-I love the angle on Keralis walleye did such a good job..

Day 23: TFC

I’m just gonna use the full drawing since all of it needs to be translated

On the lil drawing: Gem real?

Claws for digging

I’ve been seeing these sprites all around the place. The first ones appeared a day or two after I met Impulse. X has one on his back almost all the time. I thought it was his sprite at first. Who do they belong to? How are there so many of them? It appears there is at least one for every hermit.

No one has told me anything, I just know they’re called lumps.

They can dig underground and just pop up, impossible to know if one is near.

Loose lips sink ships.

Finally met fWhip, but they’re not his, either. How many hermits are hiding somewhere I can’t see them?

-These little guys are very cute, I love Enkay’s stupid 1 min doodle, and I FINALLY know which lils are lumps, for the longest time I thought it was Keralis but he doesn’t have lils so here we are!

-Still don’t know how the creation of lils works, but maybe TFC has never died so he keeps making (or smth) more? Since there’s around 1 per hermit and there’s like 30-40 of em

-I’d guess that the lumps are here to kinda monitor Skizz and give the intel back to TFC down in his mine presumably

One is probably always stalking him

-If no one has talked about TFC is he a big secret? Or maybe they just don’t trust Skizz enough to know him yet

Day 24: Joe

Numbers: III (3), V (5), VII (7) V??? (5)

Not even he knows what he’s capable of, but hopefully that also means he probably can’t use whatever abilities he has against me.

Best to not underestimate him. You never know what secrets a normal looking guy is hiding.

-I love Skizz’s confusion on what power level Joe is

The stupid “guy” type of joe I love slightly odd creature

-Very interesting that Joe is a lab rat, though nothing (except the eyes but I think he was born with those) is really wrong with him on the surface

-Speaking of the eyes, they can like… burn through the tan/black and white of the printed pictures and be green because they can

Sick

-Joe doesn’t know what he can do, so fighting Skizz he’ll just be doing jazz hands trying to get smth to work LOL (that’s what I’d do if I had to fight and didn’t know what I could do)

Day 25: Beef

V (5) Physically strong and large, but seems generally passive and friendly. I would guess that most of this muscle comes from farm work.

Sharp horns.

Hooves are useful for rough terrain and kicking.

-Sausage mention… I love that they’re brothers

(I LOVE Empires and it’s members so much they hold a very special place in my heart and UGHHHHHH)

-“But I can’t!!!! [pet the lils]” is so silly… Skizz just wants to pet all the silly little weird lil creatures

Day 26: Zed

IV (4) Relatively small, has no genetic defenses, unlike most of the hermits.

Geared more towards play than anything, not even slightly aggressive.

Looks like a sheep, aptly very docile.

The actual threat is that he might try and experiment on me when I sleep. Same goes for any of the nerds.

-The biggest threat Zed gives is experimenting on Skizz while he sleeps- yeah that makes sense LMAO

“Same goes for any of the nerds” Impulse just sticks a gear or redstone torch up Skizz’s nose and giggles and walks away

-Zedango…

-“Geared more towards play than anything” DON’T YOU WORRY SKITTLES Zed will have you play his games and you WILL lose an arm!!!

-I love the hoovers and their stupid glasses…

Day 27: Wels

IX (9) Efficient warrior

Dangerous and mobile dragon form, have not seen it yet. Will update.

Seems to be a little more vulnerable in human form, hence the armor, but still a powerhouse.

Unknown if he can transform instantly like Impulse.

Abilities depend on dragon species and blood strength.

-Big dark broody dragon and either pink rainbow princess with axe or dark princess with axe and rainbow glitter sparkles I don’t make the rules WELS AND KATHERINE!!!!

-“he said not to worry if I ever see a dragon in the area (I will)” and he WILL scream at the top of his lungs and point in terror

-The BIG SCARY DRAGON isn’t a 10 which is crazy

-ALWAYS gotta compare someone to Impulse I know what you are/j I will make them kiss if it’s the last thing I fucking do

Day 28: Joey

VI (6) Wings, likely a good flier. Strong and lithe build.

Similar skill set to the other two.

Lots of traveling experience, may have come from far away.

Fighter, leader.

No obvious magical abilities.

-JOEY!!!!!!

-I love Joey I loved his crazycraft and I love walleye’s design he is BIRD

-Joel and Joey are so stupid you idiots are gonna get knocked into the water and I bet despite being a pirate Joel does NOT want to get wet

-Does he have a weird relationship with an enemy pirate I must know I love this fuckass freak

One final note, today’s journal entry is EVIL and I am complaining to the evil mastermind (Enkay) for you guys