happy birthday to Mickey Milkovich
“Mickey, baby, say cheese.”
“Alright, but stop putting weird shit on my he- hey what’s this giant tomato?! It’s gonna mess up my hair!”
“Hold still Mick, these are going in our scrapbook.”
“You guys got a scrapbook?”
“None of your business, Philip- Ey! Hey, the fuck’s this?!”
“It’s princess’s crown, with a veil.”
“…”
“Say chee—se.”










