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a little while ago i said that i am open to requests for making analysis posts when it comes to cockles panels and just cockles in general, and i got quite a few responses. the first person who asked me was my lovely tea anon, and the panel in question is jib 2016 aka jib 7.Â
first of all i want to give you my take on the overall vibe, and then second of all i will get into the details and link to certain timestamps in the video.Â
standard disclaimer: i am not gonna be linking to every single thing i talk about, but i will try my best to link to the moments that stand out to me the most. my recommendation would be to watch the panel in its entirety alongside my comments. i have read long posts about this panel before, so not everything in this post is gonna be original or said for the first time ever, simply because there is a good chance that information has stuck in my mind and has subconsciously formed my view of this panel. this is also in no way, shape or form gonna be coherent, unfortunately. iâm just gonna hope that the cockles hivemind will be able to make sense of this regardless. love and light. and lastly, this is all in good fun, so donât come at me if you think this is too out there please and thank you.
the overall vibe that this panel gives me is that jensen and misha are a unity at this point. they are in sync with each other, and this whole panel is very relaxed and in good spirits. there is also the fact that their outfits match very well. and with jensen ross ackles involved, that cannot be a coincidence, so i love that a lot.Â
another thing that i cannot ignore is that itâs also a very sexual panel, with a lot of double meanings and innuendos and remarks that can be read as sexual if you are as pervy as me.Â
now letâs get into the specifics.Â
although i am sure this is not going to be news for any of you, i feel like a little background knowledge is in order. before this panel, misha had had a panel that day with j*red. the mishalecki panel was really fucking funny and filled with sexual innuendos.Â
between these two panels, it appears that there was a break in which they all had nothing to do (i am basing this off other peopleâs experiences and reports that i have read in the past, as i unfortunately wasnât there myself).
considering how this panel goes, i think there is a good chance that jensen and misha just had sex beforehand. and based on both of their demeanors, one could draw certain conclusions about who did what (i honestly donât like talking about who tops and who bottoms because who gives a shit and things are rarely that black and white, but all iâm gonna say is that even though jensen has joked about his asshole before, jensen and misha clearly said switch rights).
from the very first second. the VERY FIRST SECOND. jensen is sauntering on stage like he is thee man. then the crowd is cheering âone more timeâ, and jensen looks at misha, starts cheering too, and makes a movement that is bordering on obscene before waving it away. conclusion: âone more timeâ could also mean âone more round of hot steaming sexâ and he still had sex on the brains, so that was what he was thinking about.Â
ahhh, the intricate ritual [1m34s] of greeting each other on stage as if you havenât spoken to each other all day, even though you probably just had sexâŚ.. jensen ackles, i wanna study you. i wonder what the deal is with that. does he just like to pay misha extra attention on stage? does he revel in the fact that he knows that fans like this sort of interaction? can he just not help himself? questions that keep me up at night.Â
also, there is just SOMETHING about the way jensen says âiâm doing well how are you?â itâs almost flustered? borderline shy? and then he goes on to say that he did an impression of misha earlier, in a manner thatâs just so flirty. idk guys. itâs flirty. kindergarten flirty, but flirty nonetheless.
misha, of course, immediately turns his entire body towards him. almost as if they both already forgot there is an audience in front of them. then he just gets closer and closer to jensen, for no reason whatsoever except for the pure magnetic pull they have on each other. pray4misha.
i think it is a testament to how in sync they are that misha immediately realises that jensen mentioned bicycle touring during his âimpression of mishaâ, and i love the moment where jensen puts on an accent (something that misha normally does) and goes âis like sportâ and misha laughs and goes âis very similar to sportâ and they both lose it. idk, i feel like that might be a sort of inside joke to them as well.Â
this might be slightly reaching, but hear me out: right away, jensen goes: âoh by the way, sore?â why would he say âby the wayâ? what is he thinking about when he says that? is it about âis very similar to sportâ? because i could totally see them having sex and refering to it as âwell thatâs kind of like a sportâ, as an inside joke. it works. iâm just saying!!!Â
look. i know this back and forth has been discussed to death. we all know that the implication is that jensen fucked misha and misha is kind of stunned that jensen actually goes there. so stunned that he repeats it: âsore? am i sore?â almost as if to stall a bit in his response. yikes.Â
i think that itâs fair to say that this is something jensen enjoys doing: riling misha up on stage. because a lot of the time, misha has the upper hand on stage (probably also in the bedroom but thatâs another conversation), but sometimes. sometimes jensen just canât help but throw a lil oil onto the fire. (see also: underbear panel, throwing himself on stage to get straddled, etc).Â
misha goes on to say that âafter the panel with j*redâ he is quite sore. you can take that at face value, and think âoh so he is joking around that the panel with j*red made him sore hahaâ or you can see a little bit of the truth shine through: literally after that panel, something happened that made him sore. itâs always easier to lie when you are bending the truth.
i actually canât believe i never connected the dots before, but when misha deflects and says âoh youâre talking about the bike ridingâ jensen is quick to say: âoh no i was talking about what just happenedâ but instead of pointing at the stage (which is where the previous panel took place) he is gesturing to backstage. i meanâŚ. way to feed into my âthey just had sex backstageâ theory, jackles. thanks for that.Â
i cannot get over the way jensen is looking at misha throughout this whole ordeal, but especially when he goes âyou heard it here first, folksâ and misha walks up to him. THAT FACE. fuck him. heâs so gone.Â
sidenote: i have never wished to be able to read lips as much as i have since i have stumbled upon these two morons, because i WISH i could see what misha is mouthing to jensen. i know there is some spec that he might have said âi am a little bitâ (aka he is a little bit sore) and i could see that, but i just want to know for sure. and even though i have seen people state that jensen would have already known about the panel with j*red, i think itâs possible misha hadnât filled jensen in yet, seeing as they probably were doing something other than talking.Â
let me take this moment to tell yâall about one of my jenmish theories, and that is: i think that jensen sometimes is overprotective of misha and that can come across as jealousy when itâs actually just worry. and i think this panel is a good example of that.
misha says [4m25s] that in italy they call come influence and jensen just. straight up looks at misha like âwhat the fuck did you do, what mess did you get yourself into this time?â this is another reason why i believe he actually didnât know about what happened during that panel yet: the reaction looks very authentic. you see his eyes shift from one side to the other and back again, as he is trying to process it. and honestly when you look at misha, his face goes through this journey of âthis is funnyâ to âshit is this maybe going a bit too far?â and ending on âokay wrap it up wrap it upâ. this is further solidified by the fact that jensen starts to mime digging a grave (aka âdigging your own graveâ).
misha tries to âchange the subjectâ by saying cas is the bottom in the implied relationship with sam and jensen immediately brings it back to sports. see what i meant when i said that they are tying sex and sports together? here jackles goes again, doing exactly that. for no reason whatsoever. (except to once again proof my point).Â
WHYÂ [5m50s] do they both burst out laughing at âtight endâ why why why i donât wanna know but why why also quick reminder of âare you sore at allâ help i am just. EVERY DAY they are making me perceive things and connect dots and i do not like it. anyways iâm not saying that this is all very graphic stuff about their sex lives but iâm also not not saying it, you feel? jensenâs face says it all tbh. on a more wholesome note: i love the fact that they basically wanted to say âwe should take questionsâ at the same time. again: in sync.Â
when the first person to ask a question said âthis is a serious questionâ misha goes to explain to jensen that that was a joke during his panel with j*red, another reason to believe that he hadnât told jensen about the panel yet. jensenâs face thereâŚ. heart eyes motherfucker.Â
i really donât see enough people talk about the âsafe wordâ [6m38s] bit. jensen is the one to bring it up âso we should probably establish a safe word at this point. mine is keep going.â misha laughs, and then realises what jensen has said, and (here comes my dom/sub truthing) teases jensen by saying âwhat is your safe word?â to which jensen replies âkeep goingâ but LOOK at jensenâs face after he says that. he shakes his head with a little smirk and looks at misha with such a knowing look in his eyes that says âyou fucker you know damn well what my safe word isâ and he actually does a double take and immediately rolls his eyes at himself after that. itâs all very quick but itâs far from subtle and i am here for it.Â
i fucking love this next part because when the person says âa real story about the real jensen and the real mishaâ they both are just like âyes okayâ but as soon as they say âthat you have never told anyone beforeâ jensen just looks down and moves his head as if to say âwhat the hell am i supposed to come up with thenâ lmao itâs really funny, and they end it with: âto know you a little bit betterâ and guys (gn) i beg of you to look at the way they look at each other here. [7m24s] jensen is just like âhelp wtf should we say to thisâ and misha just smiles down at him fondly like âsigh our fans really want us to talk about our relationship and as much as we would love to share stuff we just canâtâ.
when misha says âwe have to dust off some of those stories that we usually try not to tell other peopleâ, something comes to mind: the â3 least ordered items on the menuâ story, that jensen shared a year after this at honcon. i honestly think that maybe they started to talk about what else they could share with the public, after this panel, because they get similar questions like this one all the time. either that or jensen just thought about what he felt comfortable sharing, without talking to misha about it, and decided to tell that story.Â
i also absolutely love when they say âthis is a serious questionâ at the same time. AGAIN: IN SYNC!!!
âi actually have a voice for youâ jensen can you please tell me why this sounds flirty and charming while you are actually about to make fun of your husband? i hate you (no i donât) the fact that misha immediately knows what will happen, says a lot.
then jensen says: âdust off an old story for uhh..â and burst out laughing. i swear to god iâd give my left pinkie to know what came to mind and what he whispered into mishaâs ear. and iâm left handed. but i think we can all agree that whatever jensen said, it was something sexual, seeing as misha goes ânopeâ. those fuckers (affectionate).
something that i have mentioned in the past is that jensen always sort of âjokeyâ goes âoh shitâ whenever misha says heâll share something personal/private about them. i mean. jensen, it would be less sus if you didnât respond. just giving you some pointers here, bro. because misha almost never shares something strange, itâs actually your reaction that makes me go âhmmmm.â this time he even gets kind of elaborate breathing?? [10m27s]
oh to be a fly in clifâs car⌠honestly, the things clif must have heard and witnessed lmao. he clearly knows what is up between them (has made enough remarks about thinking that misha would be the bottom and that misha on his knees was nothing new for me to see that he absolutely knows.)Â
this isnât really important when it comes to cockles but they talk a bit about j*redâs internet dispute with at&t and jensen goes âoh they knowâ gesturing to the audience. so clearly, jensen is well aware of the fact that fandom gets involved whenever something happens online with any one of them. just. thought that is an interesting fact. just in general. also love how i can tell that they both think j*reds crusades are bullshit (as they should).Â
there is something really cute [14m13s] about the way misha goes âdo you want your apple juice?â and jensen goes âyeah!â it sounds so domestic and mundane and i just. god i love them so much.Â
i know we talk about jensenâs heart eyes a lot. but yâall. look [14m52s] at misha right here. heâs SO in love.
the thing that strikes me about jensen putting on âthat voiceâ for misha is that misha is honestly not bothered by it at all, but i think if the shoe was on the other foot, jensen would definitely be bothered. i donât know what conclusion to draw from that but i just thought that is interesting. i always laugh at that bit, though, they seem to have so much fun.
i REALLY wanna know how jensen got from âwill you dance for us?â to âno but iâll tell you what, misha and i will write a song for you real quickly.â itâs such a fast transition that i am tempted to think that this was something he had been thinking about for a while now. he just wanted his mish to sing a song. and that warms my heart.
if you think i will ever get over how soft jensen is here⌠âyouâre smart, you think on your feet, you make brilliant videos, put them on facebook, write amazing texts (*coughs* poems) and tweets and stuff, go ahead. spit out some lyrics, big guy.â there is not one single thing about this that i do not adore. an ode to misha!!!! so casually!!! fuck. it might be true that if you want jensen to do something, you get misha to ask him, but itâs certainly also true the other way around.
the way jensen just. stares [19m02s] at misha, trying to get inspired by him, trying to feel out what cords to play. yeah. the way misha stands up but instinctively turns to jensen when he starts to sing. yeah. and then during the remainder of the song, he keeps on turning to jensen even though he faces the audience. and jensen loved it all. itâs so sweet. idk why but it just is. jensen just wanted his babe to thrive and get the love he deserves.Â
aaaand in comes the dom shake [20m37s]. we love to see it. jensen just keeps on looking at mish. almost gets lost in it. touches his inner thigh (one of his habits, which he does a lot around misha or when talking about misha).Â
i think itâs very interesting that jensenâs reaction [22m11s] to the question if he thinks dean will ever find a way to have a romantic relationship and to find himself in between normal and supernatural, is to immediately looks at misha. like? what was the reason? did he expect misha to answer a question that wasnât about cas but about dean? did he think he should maybe answer it in a destiel-like manner? was he worried that the fan was hoping for a destiel-like answer and was he looking at misha to gauge what he thought was a smart way to respond? so many questions.Â
i think itâs pretty interesting that jensen was very aware of the fact that people did not wanna see dean end up with a huntress lmao. he absolutely was aware of so many fandom things.
when jensen said that misha just crossed the line [23m40s], itâs another example of how jensen is ultra aware of what misha says and how it could get him into trouble and by the sounds of it, misha knows that as well but he just canât always stop himself in time. from what we can see, he often realises just after he has already said something (when it is already too late).
listen. the fact that misha says âwhen harry met sallyâ BEFORE the question was even finished, and jensen LAUGHS, like??? that panel was 5 years ago at that point. it clearly made a lot of impact on the both of them (jeez i wonder why, could it be because misha faked an orgasm and jensen got excited? hmm. who knows.)Â
i think the dance portion is so fucking hilarious iâm wheeeezing. literally. they are just moving randomly AND YET THEY STILL SORT OF ARE IN SYNC? amazing.
you wanna know what i find really cute? the fact that jensen has such a soft spot for the resume off. part of me thinks itâs because they had a resume off in both 2012 and 2013.Â
and jib 2012 took place during the famously rumored break up period. i wouldnât be surprised if jib 2013 was that much more special to him because they finally got to make it right again. donât look at me iâm getting emotional (on that noteâŚâŚ i might wanna write something about the break up period at some point. but idk. i mean. itâs a lot to delve into especially since i wasnât in the fandom back then but. it compels me. weâll see i guess.)
okay i know i keep saying this but they are SO in sync, as soon as they talk about photo ops and jensen goes âand to dab a little salt in the woundâ misha knows what he is gonna say, and they stand up together to demonstrate what happened. AND they both go âthatâs not the punchlineâ they are husbands.Â
misha and jensen have both âtwirled away laughingâ in the EXACT same manner during this panel: misha when jensen starts to read the script, and jensen right here when misha says âwhatâs it like to be in a successful long running showâ. they are mirrors. listen. listen. i know my mind is in the gutter a LOT of the time but like. uhm. there is this moment where they recall a woman saying in the photo op to âeat itâ (the string candy she gave to them) and misha says âand so we didâ and jensen looks at misha and it is SUCH an incriminating look i mean i donât wanna be that person but 5 bucks he was thinking about eating misha out i am JUST SAYING. LITERALLY LOOK AT HIS FACE. [28m55s]
misha teases [7m02s] jensen by saying âwhat did you do? did you actually do it on purpose orrrrâ and i think it was to make jensen elaborate on it. which i think is a fucking good way to pull that off when it comes to jensen. cause jensen doesnât like to brag, which misha knows, so by making that joke he is essentially trying to get jackles to tell the audience more about what he did, without him feeling like he is boasting about himself. and misha looks so pleased when jensen starts talking.
fuck i literally had to pause just now because. jensen says: âone of the characteristics of dean that i love to play is that he can bottle those fears up, stash them away, and just go. and uhm⌠sometimes i wish i could do that.â
this is actually making me a bit emotional because. he took his time saying this. it was a very deliberate move. he wasnât sorry he said anything or regretted it. he wanted to get that out there. and i just. it makes so much sense if what we all think is actually true. he wishes he could just ignore all his fears and go for it. and itâs not hard to imagine what âitâ could be: coming out. whether that be just about his relationship with misha or being attracted to more than women in general, just in any way shape or form. itâs poignant. and misha turns away, but you can see him sigh a little bit.Â
the whole bit about âapple juiceâ is just very cute and i enjoy it a lot. one thing i will say though is that i can kind of spot two tells of jensen: the way his face scrunches up when he is telling a lie that he thinks is clever, and the way he always leaves his chair to pour a drink when a question becomes difficult/hard/too funny to face head on. he has done both of those things time and time again, during panels with misha. just an observation.Â
there is this little moment [10m13s] where misha tells the story about how he used to make apple cider with worms and dirt in it and in the end he goes âanyways. new england apple cider everyone. highly recommend.â and jensen echoes that, âhighly recommend. yeah.â and of course that could just be a way to joke around and play along with misha but iâd like to think that he has visited misha and they had some apple cider together. just because i like the thought and i can, so.Â
how CUTE is it that jensen remembers âiâll just wait here thenâ, a line cas spoke 7 years prior to that panel, in a scene jensen wasnât even in. i love it.
jensen slowly shaking his head when misha says âfuckâ and apologizing for it has SUCH major âexcuse my husbandâ energy. i love it.
âiâve got an ideaâ [14m13s] âwhat? letâs do itâ misha imMEDIATELY regretted that lmaooo they are always so aware of double meanings and yet they cannot seem to help themselves. we love to see it.Â
can you BELIEVE jensen âdance monkey danceâ ackles OFFERED to shamelessly promote a movie they have nothing to do with??? jensen, who hates the fact that they have to play some sort of show on stage, actually wanted to do that with misha??? iâm just- something something if you want jensen to do anything ask misha, but apparently also: if you want jensen to do something get misha involved and heâll love it.Â
and then he has the audacity to say âover to the wheel of love.â i mean. i canât.
(i donât necessarily understand what is happening btw but thatâs okay, because it leads to champagne. which is fun.)
okay so again apologies for my mind being in the gutter but jensenâs face [16m33s] when he says he is going to explain what [the champagne] tastes likeâŚâŚ. hm. help.Â
 honestly i just love the whole champagne bit because i love it whenever they get so playful on stage, and them âpresentingâ the bottle and going all âwe know what weâre talking aboutâ âweâre kind of connaisseursâ and the whole english accent bit. say it with meâŚ. in sync.Â
jensen popping a champagne bottle is something that can be so personalâŚ. (iâm touch starved and going crazy, leave me alone)
i absolutely love the fact that jensen notices that misha is miming taking off his pants and misha immediately runs to him to explain and jensen just goes full on protective husband mode (YET AGAIN) âi turn my back for 2 minutesâ lmao itâs just such old married couple behavior. an old married couple that is horny and deranged, but still.Â
iâve seen the gifset of this moment [24m52s] many a times but i still think itâs so intimate. the way misha looks at jensen and walks backwards with him, for no fucking reason at all. sigh. mishaâs hand clenches a little, and honestly i think he would have wanted to reach out to jensen in that moment. pat his arm or his back. and something happens a little while later that only proves my point even moreâŚ
that caress [60m5s] is probably one of the most intimate gestures iâve seen between them. itâs so familiar. so natural. it says a lot.
and thatâs the end of the panel. all in all i have to say that i enjoyed rewatching this panel with the analysis goggles on, because itâs really a very different experience and i picked up on a lot more than i did when i watched it just for fun. i think this is one of my favorite panels of theirs (at least until my next analysis lmao) because of the fact that they are so in sync with each other, which goes to show that their relationship was in such a good place (mind you i am only using past tense because i am describing a past panel, not because i think theyâre not in a good place right now). this was a lot of fun folks, if you actually read all of this, god bles, youâre the best. see you next time!
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