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This fox is not cute! You could pick her out a mile away from looks alone. Watch out for the foaming mouth (´Å｀)

Okay, are we talking about a fox or a girl, here?

Just stay clear of foxes, short sprout! I hear they’re particularly rabid and headlessly aggressive in some parts of Hoenn （｀＾´）ノ

Buuuut...foxes are really cute? Did someone do something to piss them off? I know Plasma's done it before?? (⊙△⊙;;)

crownsanddaggers replied to your post: Why’s there talk of a rabid…something ...

Just avoid a creature called “Vixen” and I think you will be safe.

Wait, it has a name?? Why would someone name a rabid fox 'Vixen' (￣◇￣;) That's like me naming my Buneary 'Rabbit'.

floralspellcrafts replied to your post: Why’s there talk of a rabid…something ...

Probably, yes!

I have seven too~ v(°∇^*)⌒♥

Oh, really now? And here I thought you didn't seem the type!

If we kissed:

[x] Oh disgusting. ( Why would I wanna kiss a tree? ((╬●∀●) )

[x] Kiss you back.

If you asked me out I’d say:

[x] Sure. ( More reason for me to step on you. ヽ(#ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ┌┛Σ(ノ´Д`)ノ )

Can we cuddle?:

[x] YES. ( You better be prepared to cater to my cuddling needs if you ask, you overgrown plant. (,,Ծ‸Ծ,, ) )

Sex?:

[x] Let’s do it.

[x] No. You can’t handle my d. ( I DON'T FUCK TREEEEEEEES. )

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

Put those eyes back into your head, tree boy, or you'll drop 'em on the floor. (-`д´- ｡)

You know what this means right? ε٩( ºωº )۶з

Some heads butted and some feathers got ruffled. Looks like everyone’s cooling off though, best let it be shortstuff

SH-SHORTSTUFF?! (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣!!

I-I'M NOT SHORT!