#jfracing

Jesse: I’m not jealous but I’m shocked Dejoria you got a guy?

Dejoria: yeah

John Force: he sounds jealous

Me: most certainly

And then he tries this lame attempt at a compliment and an insult

Jesse: I know Sabrina could but you?

You know and I could be insulted that he thinks I’m a slut but anytime I go out and I’m tired of breaking up with him there’s some lame guy just like him trying to get into my panties. And so it’s true. I can get a guy.

Ritchie: seriously dejoria you go to the gym to get a guy?

Dejoria: yeah

Ritchie: I gotta try that one — to get a girl. I can fuck Jesse any day since we are always sharing the same girls.. huh ain’t that right Sabrina?

Me: he says he bought me a Detroit red wings blanket. Probably so that he can say you get me while I’m on my period

Ritchie: here let me. No Jesse you get her only when she’s on her period so said Detroit. Isn’t that right Sabrina?

Jesse: what about NYC?

Ritchie: yeah then too.

Me: NY Rangers…. lame pick ups and skilled army men so that they can better deal with women on their periods. Yup

Jesse: bae! Give me a break!