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I'll take any opportunity given to me to talk about Jerma so here I go! In 2017 partway through December Jerma decorated his streaming basement for Christmas. At first it was pretty bare and he basically just had this statue of Santa in the corner. The first couple days he was just playing games, and he kept getting up to pee or get water (as you do) during the stream. But. Every time Jerma left the room the camera would cut to the Santa statue, except it wasn't a statue anymore. It was a guy in a Santa suit. Santa was watching over Jerma! Jerma never saw Santa move though because Santa would turn back into a statue before he got back. He streamed a couple more times and then on the 23rd of December did a Decorating My Christmas Tree stream where he overloaded a small-ish fake tree with wayyyy too much tinsel. At the end of the stream he ripped his Christmas sweater in half, grabbed a two by four plank of wood, and knocked the head off the Santa statue like it was a baseball. Immediately he described the room as getting cold, and when he turned on "the news," every station was reporting that contact had been lost with Santa Claus, and some stations were already theorizing that he had been killed. Jerma made a horrible face and ended the stream, and hasn't mentioned it since.