“Are you pregnant?” // “There’s plenty of fish in the sea.” // “You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”
“Are you pregnant?”
“Well I sure fucking hope not.. Or i’m suing that doctor”
“There’s plenty of fish in the sea.”
“Too bad I’m not fucking Ariel and I’m not into that shit so how about we start looking for land lovers, Hey Zo?”
“You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song.”
“..... and least I’m a number one single..”













