joรฃo drags his hand down his face, already halfway through explaining whichever football rule you asked about.ย
heโs clearly getting frustrated with the topic itself, words coming out faster and faster. except, every time he looks at you his expression seems to soften.
โlisten, meu amor, if the defender is hereโโ he points at the screen in front of you two, sighing dramatically. then immediately reaches over to squeeze your knee.
โyouโre making me work today.โ but despite the complaint, he starts the explanation all over again from the beginning.
his arm around your seat
the movieโs been playing for twenty minutes and joรฃo hasnโt watched a second of it.
his arm is stretched lazily along the sofa behind you, fingers brushing your shoulder whenever you move. itโs not possessive, really, itโs just there.
often, you glance over and catch him already looking at you. his lips twitching into a smile before he looks back over to the television as if heโs been paying attention the whole time.
when heโs tired and keeps saying โmhmโ
โand then she said she wasnโt even talking about me, which is absolutely ridiculous becauseโโ
โmhm.โ
you look over and see joรฃo sprawled across the bed, one arm thrown over his eyes. heโs clearly seconds away from falling asleep from a long day at practice, but heโs somehow still listening.
โdid you hear anything i just said?โ
โyeahโ
โokayโฆ what did i say?โ
he shifts his arm just enough to peek at you. โsomething about someone annoying you.โ pause. โcome here.โ
you laugh softly as he makes room for you besides him right away.
taking his time while kissing you
the conversation somehow seems to fade away between one smile and the next.
joรฃo's hand settles against your jaw, his thumb brushing your cheek as he leans in closer. there isnโt any rush to it. no impatience, no urgency.
he pauses for a second, eyes flicking down to your lips before meeting your againโgiving you every oppourtunity to pull away. but when he finally kisses you, itโs slow and unhurried. smiling against his mouth.
putting on and taking off your heels
โlift your foot, amor.โย
you blink and put your phone down.
joรฃo is already kneeling in front of you, one hand resting on your ankle as he fastens the strap of your heel.ย
you laugh and ask what heโs doing, but he just shrugs. โhelping.โ
the entire time, he keeps looking up at you. not at the shoe, not at the buckle, at you.
later that night when the two of you are back home, he crouches down once again to undo the straps. โbetter?โ he asks quietly while sliding the heels off your feet.
you nod with a soft smile and his grin comes immediately.
โgood, meu amor.โ
first joรฃo fic and i'm a bit nervous that this is going to flop because of how dead football blr is ๐ but overall i enjoyed writing this because i love joรฃo so freaking much my dada since 2022 ๐ i hope you all enjoy this !
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summary: no one knows about joรฃoโs girlfriend, until an invitation to go to a game and an undesired ship with one of his teammates leaves him no choice but to post you
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a/n: in honor of portugal classifying to quarterfinals โฆ love joรฃo i swear!! sorry it took me so long to write this it was just very general but i still hope you like it <3
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Brry spots like a tower of Netherite blocks in the middle of the casino as the jackpot for some game and he immediately locks in
They all need a moment to shine, obviously. Honeydew swindling people with words, somehow. Xephos and RT having their fun little rivalry. Lalna hacking into the casino systems, and then Brry right at the end using his VH knowledge to grab as much loot as possible before the whole thing shuts down/explodes.
But also YEAH him just locking in out of nowhere and swiping this grand prize is so funny.
It is imperative that Xephos gets stuck with RT at a poker table where RT is explaining way too much to him but he literally canโt leave because of the Mission or smth
RT: infodumping abt balatro
Xephos, watching the other three fuck up their roles: If you cause a scene Right Now I will do anything for you.
