#jests

To the tune of "Which switch is the switch Miss, for Ipswich?":

I've just had a row with a scribe of the West

A scribe of the West

(I say this in jest)

I asked him for a nib but he lost his head

Somehow he gave me this big wide nib instead

We got so mixed up with the nib widths it's true

That I got annoyed and I cried "Tell me do!"

Which nib is the nib width for this width

It's this nib width with which I require

Which nimwit switched my width with this width

This nib width just will not inspire!

You gave me a new width not this width

So now to escape such a ditch

If you tell me which nib is this width 

and which nib width to switch

I'll know which width is which

“I see you have arrived safely, Lord Stark,” Renly said.

“And you as well,” Ned replied.

“You must forgive me, but sometimes you look the very image of your brother Robert.”

“A poor copy,” Renly said with a shrug.

“Though much better dressed,” Littlefinger quipped. “Lord Renly spends more on clothing than half the ladies of the court.”

It was true enough. Lord Renly was in dark green velvet, with a dozen golden stags embroidered on his doublet. A cloth-of-gold half cape was draped casually across one shoulder, fastened with an emerald brooch.

“There are worse crimes,” Renly said with a laugh. “The way you dress, for one.”