couple meme thing for kydan and jessox
K Y D A N:Â
Who would be the big spoon? I think Kylie gets really offended every time Aidan even so much as tries to insinuate that she’s little so she forces him to be the little spoon most of the time. It works out pretty good because then she can reach over and message his lala-stick.Â
Who would wake up first? Aidan for sure. Kylie always glares at him and kicks him out of the room as soon as he’s up, or God forbid he opens the curtains.Â
Do they have nicknames for each other? They calls eachother every swear word under the sun. (hehe pun) she mostly calls him fuck-face and loser.Â
What happened when they met each other’s parents? Kylie was scarred for life after her sister flirted viciously with Aidan. When Aidan met her dad he seemed really offended by how often he was called an imp. On meeting Aidan’s family, Kylie admitted that she is indeed his beard.Â
How do they apologise after an argument? Aidan probably just kisses at her neck and touches her in all her weak spots and murmurs that he’s sorry and she caves in. She gets him chinese food and sits in his lap, cracking dumb jokes until he smiles.Â
What would they be like as parents? Aidan’s the dad that every girl crushes on, and Kylie is the hurricane mom that swears like a sailor. She’s not allowed to join the booster club at school either.Â
Who is the better cook? Probably Aidan let’s be honest here.Â
Who is more romantic? They’re both romantic in their own ways. Aidan has a way with words, while Kylie sort of wins out with romantic actions.Â
What sort of gifts do they get for each other? The dumbest shit possible. Sometimes they treat each other but most of the time it’s penis-shaped candy and furry butt-pugs.Â
Who gets jealous easiest? Kylie, no doubt. She’ll cut a hoe.Â
Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? They’re both total losers but maybe Aidan, since that means celebrating and shit idk man.Â
Who is the most adventurous? Aidan. But only because Kylie is to lazy to be really adventurous.Â
Who is the most protective? They’re both protective of each other, because they both feel really empathetic to each other’s pain.Â
What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? Aidan’s the star of the drama department while Kylie’s the sarcastic, outcast sort of girl that think’s she’s better than him. (They secretly both love each other.)Â
*BONUS:Â Song to sum them up?* Anything you can do, I can do better.Â
 Do I ship it?
 NOTP / Crack only / AU only / Not really / Maybe a little / Well now I do/ Yes/ Of course! / OTP
