Bonus scarf creature wars under the cut

i wonder if i will /gen, but its going to take like. a lot to get me to just have a Neutral opinion about him because i dont like how his existence takes away from Sky’s achievements. i don’t like how he changes Skyward Sword (my number one to favorite video game ever of all time) and im still clutching onto my hc that first either isnt a real person at all and is strictly myth, OR he’s technically Warriors because when Warriors went to Skyloft for that one level he lowkey kicked ass and then disappeared never to be seen again and it makes sense to me that he could have become a legend and become part of a myth

Like he has the vibe of an art kid, a hot topic employee, a twitch streamer, and a cottage core bisexual all put in a blender /pos, and the funniest part about all of that is that you CAN see him as royalty. Absolutely!! It is not at all hard to picture him as a prince despite the fact that his whole vibe kinda screams “guy who comes off as a bit edgy and closed off” and people who don’t know him well at all might assume he’s snappy or overly sarcastic to the point of being rude. (Which is not the case at all, he’s definitely one of the nicest members of the whole damn chain. Absolute sweetheart and I’ll die on this hill)

The others would be shocked to learn he was royalty, sure, but I feel like they’d be more surprised that Legend just didn’t lore drop that rather than the fact they find it impossible to see him as a prince. I’m just obsessed with the idea that he could absolutely whip around at a moments notice, change his aesthetic and demeanor to be slightly more court appropriate while still being very much him, and oh yep there he is, the prince of hyrule

oh this is a fun ass question thank you (in this scenario i’m thinking its a big outdoor water park with pools and slides and food and everything)

(sorry for spelling errors or missing words if there are any)

Time is cowering in the shade somewhere, reapplying sunscreen to avoid death, and hiding under things in the pool to scare the shit out of the others. He’s not really in one spot for too long, if somethings wrong the chain isnt even bothering looking for him like “dad help” because “dad” is in line at the scary water slide one minute and beating Twi to death at some pool volleyball the next minute and then he’s disappeared off the face of the earth for an hour after that. He may be the oldest but his ass is not the most mature and he absolutely “accidentally” picks up Wind and throws him in the pool at some point before running away

For the vast majority of the day, War is comfortably lounging on a chair by the pool getting wonderfully tan and taking a nap and it’s the nicest afternoon he’s had in a while. He’s getting little drinks every so often (or more accurately SKY is getting him little drinks, the only time War is getting up is when he decides the lazy river is calling to him), he’s reliably in the same spot. He has the sunscreen and the towels and the bandaids and if someone trips and falls or needs an adult or just needs to find someone, there’s War, there he is. Reliable. A bit tipsy but reliable

Twi hasnt had a chance to get the zoomies out like this in a long while and he’s running around like fucking crazy, get him on ALL the slides. Pool volleyball, he’s swimming laps, too much energy for the lazy river he for sure got kicked out, life guard has yelled at him to walk no less than five times, he ate a whole pizza at one point, and when they get back to the hotel or wherever they’re staying he crashes and sleeps like hes fucking dead. he is dead he has died

When Sky Isn’t running War drinks (and getting himself little treats in the process) he’s making sure the others aren’t drowning. He’s the one actually keeping an eye on people (Twilight is too but Twi’s more likely to run off on his own for a bit and Sky stays with the others for the most part). He does quite enjoy relaxing though so he spends a lot of time just floating in a pool, but he likes the slides and he likes being silly

Hyrule and Wild are just going on the slides over and over and over and over and over and over and over again with zero sign of dying energy. That’s all they do. After the group goes home they get upset because they didn’t even notice half of what else the water park had because all they did was go down slides

Legend surprisingly does spend some time sticking by War, especially during the hottest part of the day. He’s gotta reapply his sunscreen so he doesn’t get burnt to death and explode and when the sun’s super high in the sky he’s under the umbrella over one of the chairs War has reserved for everyone’s stuff. War is, ofc, asleep (because he feels comfortable completely falling asleep with Legend there watching over him) so there’s no bickering out of those two until Sky comes over to check in and War wakes up. Legend definitely spends a lot of time with Sky as well, they have similar energy levels where they have that “I NEED TO RUN AROUND!!!!” voice but their bodies can’t quite keep up due to chronic pain/fatigue so they take it easy

Four spends a good portion of his time in the lazy river completely zoned the fuck out, but when he’s not there he’s getting drowned trying to play volleyball or he’s going on the slides

Wind rotates who he hangs out with because yes he loves water and water parks but its more fun to be with FRIENDS. He does convince War to go down one of the big slides (by lying to him) and gets Sky to watch the stuff, and he spends some time with Wild and Hyrule as well. He’s the one who sees the most of Time sneaking around

Who left the water park with a nice, noticeable tan? War, Twi, Sky, and Wind

Who left the water park with a super uncomfortable burn? Legend

Out of curiosity, are you still keeping track of the Days Since Warriors’s Scarf Returned? /lh /gen

No pressure!! I think it's really fun and silly and love it 💖

YES I AM

470 days since it came back to patreon, 462 since it came back to tumblr 🫡🫡🫡

i have a little counter on my phone