Me: ajdkdksjsjd Jesus, fanfic is weird
My mom: Jesus fanfic?
My dad: who would people ship Jesus with?
Me: Judas, obviously
My dad: so kind of like a Drarry type thing?
Me: sort of but not exactly like-
My dad: JeEdAs
Me: snorts
My dad: or Jusus
Me: that just sounds like you’re making it abundantly clear that Jesus was a Jew
My dad: (a jew) shrugs















