#jdpost

wc: hey jamie did you watch the odyssey

jd: no i want to

wc: oh do you like going to the theater

jd: no i actually haven’t been in years. also percy jackson

wc: is percy jackson like, well, im old, i don’t know who or what that is.

jd: it’s a cool story—

wc: well anyways do you know about will and mack. are you glad that people weren’t crazy fujo shippers in public when you and trevor zegras your best friend bromance guy were also crazy codependent rookies. do you know people think will and mack are gay lovers and do you think people think that about you and zegras?

jd: uh well z was the main character i just laughed.

wc: you’re also friends with cam. you have friends?

jd: it’s nice to have friends.

wc: so we all know michkov is fat and out of shape and tocchet hates him. would you come to camp out of shape so michkov gets less hate?

jd: we’re a really close locker room. we’re all buddies in there.

wc: do you still play guitar?

jd: no i quit. this was when i had shoulder surgery so you know it was literally four years ago so not relevant at all anymore. but yeah i quit.

wc: we have no better questions to ask than to ask about a hobby you quit four years ago so we will continue to drag this out. why were you so bad at guitar?

jd: i don’t know. maybe i don’t have good hands.

wc: so have you watch heated rivalry, you know, the show that ended over seven months ago.

jd: my Girlfriend told me about it. i watched the straight hockey show though

wc: oh do you guys watch a lot of tv shows together? or does she like to watch other tv shows and tell you about them?

jd: no. just those two.