my roommate is a god (literally)
PROLOGUE - ft. sunghoonβs squeezy jesus
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Seven minutes. Jungwon had seven minutes before Soobin hyung would arrive to pick him up.
Heβd initially had 10 minutes, of which three he had just spent deciding if this was a good idea. Well, it was now or never, Jungwon thought, slipping behind the door of the janitorβs closet.
He fished out a strangely shaped holy water bottle (it was shaped like Jesus Christ, and squeezy, which Jungwon found slightly more disturbing) and gripped it tightly in his hand. After a quick glance at his phone, he recited a prayer:
βTe voco, dei paries. Servit mihi sicut pater tuus humanitati servit. Permitte me esse tuum dominum, donec transeam ad regnum alterum. Et adiuvabo te ad creatorem qui te genuit. β
As he finished the last few words, Jungwon swished the now open Jesus bottle around his head three times. Some of the water got in his eye, which he considered penance for his AO3 history. He then sighed quietly and spoke in a clear voice: βBegone Thots!β
Initially, when the seller (someone called Sunghoon, who wasβ¦ interesting to talk to) told him that those words were the most important part of the ritual, he resisted the urge to laugh. But now, when a bright light filled the room, Jungwon didnβt feel like laughing that much. Rather, he closed his eyes quickly, hoping to save his eyesight from an early demise.
A figure materialised in front of him, taller and bigger, but oddly familiar. He suddenly realised who it was as they started to turn around.
βWhat the fu-β
Jungwon definitely didnβt feel like laughing now.
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SUMMARY: on a normal day, youβd see jungwon in his apartment on his own. todayβs not a normal day, since he has a college senior (the minor god he summoned with a prayer and some holy water) and his best friend (a demon) living with him. itβs even weirder that theyβre fighting for his love, or rather, his soul.
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TRANSLATION: i summon you, spawn of god. serve me as your father serves humanity. allow me to be your master until i pass to the other realm. and i will help you return to the creator who has sired you.
AN: the squeezy jesus is actually a thing i own if anyone wants to see it iβm willing to post a picture
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