#javalanche

Mara: OH MAN OH MAN.

Mara: I SHOULD HAVE STUDIED, FRICK.

Sei: D8

Sei: Welp D:

Sei: No use worrying about it now D:

Mara: Got an 83%, and now I may not get an A in any of my three fricking classes, which is just dumb, because I can TOTALLY ace ANY ONE OF THEM.

Sei: :|

Mara: But you know what, it's okay.

Mara: It's okay, cause...

Mara: I have a frickin Javalanche.

Mara: Frick yeah.

Sei: :|

Sei: AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FREAKING B

Sei: WHINER

Mara: Your giant text doesn't faze me because I am too busy having an orgasm in my mouth.

Sei: >o>

Mara: I literally did make Bro sounds after I got back in the car.

Sei: Kekeke

Mara: A lot.

Mara: Gratuitously.

Sei: And that's a reason I love you

Mara: And then we made out to Good Feeling in the front seat of my car.

Sei: >o>

Mara: And oh my gosh, she didn't use the can whipped cream.

Mara: SHE USED THE BAG SQUEEZY KIND.

Mara: I'M DYING.

Sei: XD

Mara: IT'S LIKE I'M DRINKING A CAKE OF HEAVEN.

Sei: *Pets* XD Silly

Mara: You would not scoff if you tried it.

Sei: Well I would be sucking on it right now if I could

Mara: I sucked on it all night long.

Mara: Am still sucking at this very moment.

Sei: Best.

Sei: Potential

Sei: Wife

Sei: Ever.

Mara: :3

Mara: Also, do you even know the pleasure of going the wrong way through a parking lot aisle so that the parking spaces are slanted the wrong way, but then turning in and positioning it perfectly so that you go in so smoooth and straight~

Sei: >o>

Mara: It was epic.

Mara: Dave was commentating.

Sei: XD

Mara: I should not have had caffeine~

Mara: Sad thing is, all of this was before I actually consumed the caffeine.