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In any case, so she’s up there “singing” this song, and I swear to you, Jeff, she was looking straight at me the whole goddamn song. And I’m like ten years old and thinking HOLY SHIT, JANE WIEDLIN IS INTO ME.
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Jeff and Jason have been spending every day of the last 6 Decembers deconstructing and hilariously liveblogging lousy Christmas music. Here's a sample of today's review:
Jason: Oh look, another package on my doorstep!
Jeff: Oooh! Who’s it addressed to?
Jason: YOU KNOW WHO IT’S ADDRESSED TO YOU ASSHOLE
Jeff: leprechaun dance
Jason: “Jason Bieber Hare.” The only thing that makes me happy is knowing that every time you use it, your kids have less money for college.
Jeff: Shit, by the time my kids are old enough for college, America won’t even have roads. I’m spending it all now.
Jason: I need to call Amazon and have them suspend your “one-click” settings. It always leads to heartache.
Bones, this is why I told you they remind me of us. {Voodoo} We should have a saying for things like this. "So VoBo" or something like that. {Bones}
