Round 1 Match 1:Â @bibliophilea vs @jasminesblogs43
Writer:Â @ma-tsu-the-male-goddess
âAnd here we are folks, our first match of the round.â Matsuâs keeping the excitement level low, for now. With how riled up some ghaudience can get during this ghevent, thereâs no reason to ramp it up early.Â
âWe have our first contender stepping into the arena as we speak. Now, Bibâs always been quite the gharacter!â Matsu ruffles through her notes loudly, âOh! And it looks like a strong one at that! She made it all the way to the semi-quarter finals last year!â
Ok, itâs clear the level isnât gonna be kept low for long, oh well.Â
The ghost that floats in is very clearing not stepping, but Matsu doesnât really understand what words are supposed to be used for ghosts versus humans; sheâs never quite understood the difference between the two. The ghost looks vaguely like 4 Minecraft torches being held underwaterâblue tinted and lit up by 4 glowing red dotsâthose are eyes, Matsuâs pretty sure, but the mask isnât really giving many clues.Â
âBibâs opponent is actually a newbie this year! From what Iâve heard, Cloraâs a fairly calm fellow, but willing to get real loud when backed into a corner.â Matsu glances up from the gooey papers on her desk; there seems to be a bit of a commotion outsideâBib is yelling into the void.Â
âAhhhhhh! Where are you coward! Phight me!!â Something is for sure going on; Matsu grabs the microphone.
âAlright, folks, gimme a moment. Iâll figure out whatâs going on.â Tali slams the door open to the announcer room; itâs on the floor and smoking. She just looks at Matsu and communicates the problem telepathically. A nod, she turns back to the mic.
âApparently the newbie phighter hasnât even checked-in at the front desk, ladies and ghentlemen!â Bib turns and glares at the box Matsu is sitting in. Itâs a good thing itâs ghost-proof.
âBib is our very first winner of the 2020 Phight Club! Sorry for the let down, but at least youâve all got time to grab some snacks from our sponsor: Dennyâs! âBreakfast so good, itâll kill ya!ââ





