That country is, in fact, there, and I might just take you up on it! (And pet your kitten)

Aw thank you for sending this sweet message! I’m Margaret, nice to meet you :3

you are amazing and fabulous and I will now always picture you when I think of young!Sybil, so, um, I hope you’re okay with that.

I didn’t give an iota of a fuck about the kids. Like, it was the same technique with a film where you have a really loyal dog, and as soon as you see the dog you’re like ‘for fucks sake, i can see what you’re doing here and this martyrdom is it for me - i cannot have any connection with anyone else, i am solely invested in the martyr animal saving everybody from annihilation’ and low and fucking behold, we had the raptors. i was furious, but also so happy. it was an emotional dino rollercoaster, i swear to god.

That’s a service I would happily provide; I excel in raising my eyebrow skeptically.

sort of? I will gladly pull a card or two for you but I will probably do it in the morning since it is already 3am HAW HAW