Omfg. Okay, so, hypothetically, if Bruno’s licking tactic wasn’t totally for show and was actually a functioning skill, I think he would definitely be able to do weird shit like that. Because like... Bruno is a weirdo and it would only make sense. I headcanon that he is oral KING so ummm I like this one 👀 He would literally play you like a fiddle if he was able to do that and giving you head. He would know exactly what feels good, what makes your toes curl. Bruno Bucciarati is a menace to society, no cap. 

WHAT A GOOD IDEA THAT IS ANON, I LIKE THAT SHIT. I literally.... kind of want to make a fic out of this............

Prosciutto is a hydrologist who discovers the possibility of a hidden body of water off of the current lake that he and his team of other scientists are studying. They decide to prod deeper and investigate the channel, thinking it can lead to an amazing discovery. The natives, however, warn them of the several disappearances that occurred on its waters. There is a myth of a being of unimaginable horror that resides at the bottom of the channel’s depths. Prosciutto listens closely, but his mind is already made up: he’s investigating the channel no matter what, and no silly urban legends were going to stop him. 

...or giorno