Can we see a photo of Jario? That sounds hilarious
[this anon is in response to this reblog and my tags I included]
Alright, it's time to talk about Jario!
Way back when the Nintendo Switch came out, my younger cousin and I were messing around with the mii making feature to make ourselves, as you do. What happened instead is our legacy that has carried on for years, through most games you can use your mii for.
Meet Jario. Jario is the third Mario Brother, the youngest, and someone who idolizes and looks up to his oldest brother Mario.
Because he loves Mario so much, he also totes a red color scheme. Unfortunately for him though, he is unable to grow the iconic mustache due to lack of space on his face.
Jario is an avid racer first and foremost, competing for his spot in the cast of Mario Kart. He is constantly trying to be the best on the raceway, and grinds to earn each championship trophy.
When Jario isn't racing towards the finish line, he also participates in Super Smash Bros., following his brothers into the fight.
Not only is he a skilled racer, he is also a proficient gunman, sword fighter, and hand to hand combatant.
Jario maintains perfect physical, mental, and spiritual health through enduring all kinds of challenging tournaments and games, and considers himself to be in peak form. He aims to be the best Mario Brother there is to be, even aiming to surpass Mario someday.
I hope you love Jario now that you've met him. Jario is my perfect baby boy son, and I will protect him at all costs (even if he doesn't need my help).
