#jareth.

Implicitly trans muses:

             “ ⸻ you’re a what now? ”

glancing over the other’s frankly bizarre appearance, he didn’t think much could surprise him anymore, but this is something else. any introduction is completely missed, replaced instead by a large amount of mental question marks.

             “ sorry but ⸻ “

confounded seems to be the right word for how he feels about this entire situation. fighting demigorgans was one thing, he could just grab a bat and go for it, though realistically that had been more difficult.

Roza would buy clothes from the soup store. ❌

Roza tells dad jokes. ✔️

Roza is asexual. ❌ (almost. she's demi)

Roza reads ao3. ✔️ (sometimes)

Roza likes board games, but no one else wants to play with them. ✔️

Roza is not allowed to drink energy drinks. ❌ (they make her sleepy)

Roza is a great artist. ✔️

Roza speaks only in meme references. ❌

Roza could easily survive The Hunger Games. ✔️ (...but at what cost)

Roza forgets to eat sometimes. ✔️

Rónán is very good at using chopsticks. ✔️

Rónán has an embarrassing old deviant art account. ✔️

Rónán likes to eat straight coffee beans. ✔️(and this is why Fíann loves him)

Rónán has an extensive manga collection under their bed. ✔️

Rónán stole a lollipop at the checkout when they were 5 and they still feel guilty about it. ❌

Rónán has fallen asleep at their desk while working in the middle of the night. ✔️

Rónán speaks only in meme refrences. ❌

Rónán gets road rage. ✔️

Rónán likes being alone. ✔️

Rónán would succumb to the fog. ❌

Jareth enjoys doing taxes. ❌ ("Are you serious right now.")

Jareth uses the word "like" like a comma. ❌ ("How old do you think I am-")

Jareth instinctively cleans messes in their own house as well as other people's. ✔️

Jareth hates being alone. ✔️ (but good luck getting that out of him)

Jareth always has an extensive manga collection on them. ❌

Jareth does not know how to read. ❌

Jareth could easily survive The Hunger Games. ✔️

Jareth does not know what sleep is. ✔️

Jareth is in your house. ✔️

“I'm more pissed that you think I'm a liar than anything else.”

“Not everyone likes redheads. Or redheads with tattoos. But they can have a bad taste.”

“You underestimate just how much my word weighs.”

Guess who had so much work that he literally forgot it was his birthday on the last day of May again? Jareth.