#jaredtheintern

Grand day at HQ - Mr. Heckland is stepping up with a press release later today on something we've been quietly building. Let's just say -- Gotham's about to get a whole new perspective! 👁️

#GrandTech #ComingSoon

@ The Gotham Tech Summit. Very inspiring, incredible bold ideas and only one presenter using comic sans so far. We stan progress in this house. 🤝🤝 #gothamtechsummit #papyruswestandwithyou

Saw a post claiming that we secretly run the Bat-signal...While we do handle lighting automations for a few customers, that's above our pay grade... 🤔😶😶 #notit #stilldoingheroworkthough

Miss Tuesday @ghosts-of-gotham

Hi!

While we appreciate your enthusiasm, our kernels are always updated, logs and monitored and any attempts to enter our servers without authorization will be documented accordingly and reported to the GCPD.

Perhaps you should stick to riddles after all!

--jaredtheintern

Hello!

So sorry to hear your experience with GrandTech hasn't been to your satisfaction (yet)!.

We understand that not every solution fits every need. Our focus remains on delivering reliable, secure systems for our clients and those who trust us. And we are always, always open for constructive feedback!

--jaredtheintern

Hello,

Unfortunately, the glitter is not the worst thing that we've dealt with since building our beloved headquarters in Gotham. Thank you for your concern, but the facilities team has been notified and will be bringing in a new carpet (again).

Have a safe day!

-jaredtheintern

Hello!

If this is a joke, please stop. If not, please stop immedietely.

The GrandTech facilities team has been contacted and will be removing your rats before they become a very expensive incident report.

Thank you! --jaredtheintern

We see you, Riddler. Your encryption might be clever, but our analysts are cleverer. 😉😉😉 #grandtechknows #pleasestopsendingusriddlesinthemail

Posted by; jaredtheintern, 6.23 pm