#jaredsasquatch

I personally don’t live in the states but I do have family there and I’m SO worried, I also get affected either way thanks to how the economy works. I’m so shook too and it’s making me uncomfortable but we have to stay tough and get past this

I love you Mini

links please???

here is the first in the series 

and in the last part of the series  ("the truth") he references this which i had read a few weeks ago by the same guy

it was way awesome bc i was not expecting this series to link back to that previous story at all

1.) Do not allow Dani to run a nudist character 2.) Don't share information of what's overpowered in the new edition with Julian; he'll exploit the crap out of it -a.) Neither with Jung Hwan 3.) Do not allow comparisons of your campaign to GoT, unless you want to hear ALL the spoilers 4.) Do not allow Dani near windows, specially when she has disadvantage 5.) Do not reply to Rachid when he asks "Is she hot?" every time you introduce a female NPC -a.) On that note, don't let him interact with the NPC either 6.) Don't let Peter talk about his character's background story; it'll take literal hours 7.) Do not serve Jägermeister on the table if Dani is playing unless you really wanna see her do some crazy shit -a.) Same case with Ian and beer 8.) Friendly reminder that Nicole will only play when she's too... "Weedie" to say no 9.) Don't let Julian act as Arbiter; he'll change all the rules on his favor -a.) Don't let Ian either; he forgets them everytime 10.) Don't let Ian use his animal companion as a mount, specially when they're on a suspension bridge in the middle of the forest 11.) Don't give Peter a mount; he's going to get himself a pony, paint it pastel pink, and name it "Pinkamena Diane Pie" 12.) Dani is not allowed to serve drinks at the table -a.) Neither is her character -b.) Nor allowed to get near the innkeeper -c.) much less the inn clients -d.) Thinking it better, don't let Dani's character into any inn -e.) Nor her into your kitchen 13.) Don't specifically make half-orc, orc, gnome, fey, goblin, draconic, tiefling or any non-humanoid female character and locate them within an inn when Paulo is at the table; his characters tend to have some pretty weird fetishes 14.) Ian is not allowed into the Inn with his animal companion unless it is either sedated or in dire need of medical attention -a.) Neither is Peter's pony 15.) Julian is not allowed to possess more than 2 wands and 3 different kinds of potions in his inventory at a time; he's a magic item hoarder 16.) Do not let Julian touch the Computer or any electronic devices before, during, or shortly after the game session 17.) Dani is not allow to "DJ" during the game, and Julian can't touch the playlist without consent 18.)Do not let Peter sit at the table if he's wearing his fedora; specially if he's in the mood for some "Frisbee" 19.) Paulo and Dani cannot conspire against the king; not for the sake of the campaign, but because they're ridiculously good at regicide -a.) Or any other kind of assassination, for that matter 20.) Ivan can do as he pleases; he behaves 21.) Do not, and this one's important, do NOT discuss house rules with ANYof them