#jared dftm

bro . . . okay so . . . bouta rant but like , the reason I left the happy meat farms fandom is because like that whole fandom treated jared like he was some innocent cat boy who just needed a friend

he is a grown ass man like ohhh my god . he actually stalked women but oh my god he’s so kawaii desu !! then like the fanart isn’t even correct like he’s not some anime hot boy hes like actually supposed to be unattractive and just crazy looking . if your going to like him as a character you have to understand that he actually did crazy shit and he’s literally the antagonist of the whole damn story in the first place .

the whole fuckin fandom is like insane too like oh my god get me far far away from them .

I made this lil wooden lizard into Jared

I love this lil dork (his legs are so tiny TwT, too cute)

(This is my first post, hello!)

He’s now been posted on my deviant art :D

Ughhh I don’t want to finish these . Whatever here’s our Jared headmatw 🐄 these r only her formal clothes she is usually spotted in a SpongeBob shirt and some pajama pants

- my girlfriends best friend headcanons hes a trans!female lesbian and honestly it’s fire .. yk hell yeah! (goes by she/he)

- like to window shop and look at trinkets in stores. If shes too broke she’ll steal it

- her coat is his comfort object, she sleeps with it too

- would steal his crushes pens n shit (shes a thief okay.)

- started stealing because her mom refused to buy her toys when she was younger so she’d just steal it

- perk up whenever her interests are ever so SLIGHTLY mentioned (ocean, sea, sponge, thar sorta stuff)

- really random but I feel like she’d really like macarons

- dirty ass room, moldy cups n shit

- calls in sick ALL the time.. very depressed doesn’t wanna get up

Jared (Don't Feed The Muse) themed userbox templates I made for my custom userbox maker