Bombing aftermath. Can you believe that they genuinely did this to me. I opened my mailbox expecting some sort of intriguing ask, but a pipebomb kindly seemed to wait for me instead. Before exploding, it told me it was sent by some kind of evil racoon... Not exactly sure what that meant, for after that, I could only find a "Yummy yummy Lissa"...

How odd...

THIS IS ALWAYS HAPPENING TO MEEE

girls are always dropping me into jars and drowning me in girlcum made out of my previous bodies....

Haa, the smell of a fresh Jarckled victim!

(I think I accidentally put a tad bit too much chloroform in there, well at least you will sleep well!)

A potential filled with limitless possibilities. In regards to the one of my preference, I believe I would rock a "Sasa wig" had I gone bald.

This is a pre-written message delivered in case Jar has suffered a calamity. Unfortunately, Jar will not be able to respond until further notice, for it seems he has been bombed. I apologise for the inconvenience, but you will receive a proper response after Jar recovers from this dire situation by unbombing himself