#janky

I just launched a new Kickstarter for Raccoon Sky Pirates, a TTRPG about chaos and trash.

I used to make a box set for this game. It was all black and white on copy paper, in a janky mailer box. It was beautiful.

It had a deck of 52 cards, a 12-sided raccoon die, a little rulebook, and 18 looseleaf sheets with characters and maps on them.

It let you play a whole misadventure in just 2 to 3 hours with no GM and up to six players. Which made it the perfect beer & pretzels game, not to mention a good gateway drug on-ramp for new RPGers.

But then I sold out of it, and people kept asking where they could find it, and that was kinda sad for lots of reasons. So, in the new Kickstarter, you can get it again.

But that's table stakes. The main show is a bigger, badder version of the game:

The Total Chaos Edition.

It has tons of components – most of them look like they were stolen from other games – so you can replay all you want without having to print new sheets. They add cool gameplay twists, they're built to last, and they're just fun to hold in your little raccoon mitts. Take a look:

Six raccoon dice, six custom bottle caps, three excessive & writable tabloid-size house maps by real live architects Brendan and Kate, 30 portrait cards by Robbi A Burns, 60 disaster cards with art by me and Strega Wolf Eden, hex tiles with art by Kata Kemi, and writable poker chips for all the loot you steal. And, like. A lot more. I dunno if you can zoom in on this photo, but. Things have gotten out of hand.

And the Kickstarter just launched!

Raccoon Sky Pirates is hilarious you guys. Ask anyone who's played the original. You can still do a whole misadventure in just 2 to 3 hours with no GM. It runs smoother now. All the components make it easy to visualize your raccoons – or possums – and their frantic shenanigans.

If you ever wanted to live inside a raccoon meme, this is the game for you.

Go to raccoonskypirates.com to back it now. As of this writing, the early-bird discount is still available.

Thanks for reading!

[Ooc: First up, Ted and his prized Janky plush.]

[Ted, recipient of a mini heart attack and a full body hug in the span of five minutes.]

[Meme Ted. He feels loved. 💚🩵]

My VERY old dustmare art (Japan au, yeah)

God, I love them ;)))

uauughthrhhaahhdrr the phone tail is everything.....

i didnt realize it when i was drawing him but it reminds me of this

(DAI DAI DAI KIRAI - dennoko-P)

hes so fun to draw

"❓"

HELLO EVERYONE HIII HAIOII My name is Janky, or Kurt/Evan! I'm a dude and I go by He/They/It!

MY MAIN FAVOURITE STUFF: - Starkid Productions - JOJI - Aphex Twin - Lapfox Trax - Femtanyl, ISSBROKIE/Shteppi - Churgney Gurgney - Tusk (2014) - Spree (2020) - Violating Community Guidelines (The Podcast with Brittany Broski & Sarah Schauer)

I have an artfight! https://artfight.net/~jankovich

AND I ALSO HAVE 2 HATCHETFIELD OC RP BLOGS (not on my af account </3) @xxkeymasterxx

@keepup-theact

PLS FEEL FREE TO INTERACT WITH YOUR SONA, YOUR HATCHETFIELD OC, OR JUST INTERACT IN GENERAL!!!

It was a portal pals thing about the movie

Uhhhhhhhhhghh it's so janky why did I ever post this...

I was trying so desperately to just get the gist of the storyboards down while traveling so it looks so bad AGH but oh my gosh if it doesn't kill me in the feels —

Anyways here's half of it (because Tumblr is stoopid and can't do the whole thing so I guess only half of me will be embarrassed haha)

Gawd i hate this gawd i love it

(The song is "Fix You" by Cody Fry)