#janey bargo

Back in Doogler Valley, this time I'm not going to put up with the Flop that is Remy.

And for that... What he deserved happened.

Rest in Peace Remy, you will always be remembered as a flop and wannabe of the iconic King Victor!

Janey is trying to revive her career as a movie star. I like to imagine all this time in the mirror working on charisma will help land her an audition one day.

Her new husband, Victor, has taken up cooking as a hobby post-retirement. He does his best to provide for his new family.

It's time for family dinner!

It's going well until Lucille starts picking fights with her mother again.

She asks permission to go out with Artem afterwards...

...and the answer is obviously no.

I don't know why she expected anything else 😑

Lucille is the main source of drama within this household. She's extremely confrontational, and constantly picks fights with her mother and the family housekeeper.

The only person she actually likes right now is Artem.

Janey has been feeling especially stressed lately. Remy very helpfully offers his services as an exercise trainer.

Zachary and Victor stay out of the drama. Zach is trying to get a promotion in his part-time athletic job, and Victor is trying to write the best book of his career.

Remy spends the majority of his time scheming (in his underwear).

Meet the Bargo family!

Lucille

Taurus + Pleasure

Childish + Mean Spirited + Dramatic + Mooch

Hot-headed, brash Lucille is determined to live her life her own way- no attachments, no consequences and no rules! The last thing she wants is to end up like her weak-willed mom.

Victor

Libra + Family

Absent Minded + Good + Eccentric + Easily Impressed + Loner

Eccentric, naive Victor has lived a long, exciting and spontaneous life. Will the final years of his life be much of the same, or will he find himself in uncharted waters for the first time?

Janey

Aries + Popularity

Irresistible + Good + Easily Impressed + Diva + Snob

Janey often fails to see what's right in front of her nose. Despite all of her shortcomings, she has a genuine and inspiring love for life and those around her.

Zachary

Pisces + Popularity

Shy + Good + Athletic + Hopeless Romantic

Zachary is painfully shy compared to his sister. Will he ever find his own way to stand out, or spend the rest of his life hiding in her shadow?

Remy

Romance + Scorpio

Mean Spirited + Loser + Flirty + Disciplined + Neat

Remy started at the bottom, and he's determined to work his way to the top- no matter what. He enjoys combing his chest hair and reading up on karate techniques.

Artem has been rolling wants to flirt with his close friend Lucille, so he invites her over.

Lucille's mother, Janey, twin brother, Zach, and new stepfather Victor tag along.

Artem takes no time at all to start flirting. He and Lucille are both responsibility-hating fun-seekers, so they get on really well.

Amos and Zach also get on like a house on fire. They're both shy, anti-social and far more responsible than their respective twins.

Despite the fact that Victor is fairly new in town, he and Theodore have been building a close friendship together. They enjoy discussing fishing and different types of bird.

The night ends with Amos and Zach becoming best friends...

...and Artem finally getting the first kiss he's been looking for.

It's time for a good ol'fashioned party!

Amos invites his crush, Tanya...

...while Artem makes a move on Nadine, a local townie.

He's back with Lucille by the end of the night. (Poor Nadine!)

Day one with the Dooglers starts with a surprise pregnancy bump!

Theodore rushes over to feel the baby bump, but is rejected so hard by Cassidy that they immediately fall out of love with each other. Oof.

It's time for a family shopping spree!

[Awkward car ride intensifies]

Artem treats himself to the latest "LeTournament Decahedron XS", whereas Amos invests in a far more sensible "NOYIN 2680 Cellular Phone". They both very pointedly avoid their parents and their drama during this trip.

Theodore picks up the dog of his dreams, a little gal named Pippa...

...while a very pregnant Cassidy ignores everyone and shoots a few hoops in silence.

She stops to greet her best friend, Janey Bargo, on the way home (maybe to share the pregnancy news?). She doesn't ask why Janey is at the restaurant with her housekeeper, and not her newly-wedded husband, although she probably already knows the answer.