#jamesprcngs

                        “you’re absolutely right, my deer james,” remus agreed after a brief pause in which he contemplated if keep on mocking his friend’s hair was worth it. “so —— who are we going to judge now? if you don’t give me a name in the next three seconds i’m going back to you.”

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              " and by trouble, do ya just mean putting something disgusting in sirius's hair gel because i hate to break it to you. that's not all that much trouble. or that much fun. unless you're gonna do it to mum. that's a whole lot of trouble and — well, it still probably wouldn't be fun after the fact, would it? "

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@jamesprcngs.

“Please tell me that’s not my last chocolate in your mouth.”

who throws things in a fight ?  lily; she gets super angry, super quickly, will throw things, and then be sorry about it instantly. who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad ? james, considering lily’s parents are dead by the time they get together. though, tbh, james probably just goes to sirius’who wants to have children ? who doesn’t ? if both do, how do their goals differentiate ? they both want to have children EVENTUALLY, though lily is less inclined to need to have children. she didn’t exactly grow up in a 100% positive environment, and she doesn’t want to hurt a child like she was hurt. who is more adverse to physical contact ? lily, sometimes. especially when she’s waking up from a nightmare, because 99% of the time, her nightmares are from the night of her attack and she just panics if someone touches her right after. who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most ? james will act like he’s indifferent to them, but actually not mind them at all, while lily’s the opposite. she will put up appearances for the neighbors and then complain about “that twat mrs. jones from across the hall who lets her cat out at night in the middle of winter and never lets him in to eat or get warm and so the poor old kitty has to freeze and starve and then i have to let get up at half four in the morning after coming off of patrols to let him in because i’m not going to let the cat suffer because she forgot to get new hearing aids AGAIN james!” who hates/dislikes their significant other’s family ? james dislikes petunia greatly. who is most likely to leave when things get rough ? neither? i have a feeling james goes for a walk to calm down or something, but he always comes back. who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought ? i highly doubt james expected any of this. who is more likely to cheat ?  neither. who is the more experienced ( sexually or otherwise ) ? everyone thinks it’s james, and sometimes james thinks it’s james, but lily’s slept with more people by far. who hates/dislikes their significant other’s friends ? neither, are you kidding? who wants to go to social gatherings the most ? they are both social butterflieswho is most likely to be dishonest ? lily; she’s not used to being 100% honest with someone, especially when it comes to small things. who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner ? lily can be, when she gets in one of her moods -- they don’t happen very often, but they make james feel horrible at first, and then angry, because lily refuses to tell him what’s wrong. who is the dessert person ? james. lily hates sweets. who is more conservative ? lily -- james grew up with tons of money, and still will spend lavishly out of habit. lily is more likely to buy more inexpensive things, or make things last. who hates/dislikes oral sex ? they both enjoy oral sex, though lily doesn’t like receiving it nearly as much as she likes giving it.