Or, “Why we hand out safety goggles on the Pleistocene plains tour”.
All was going swimmingly on our tours as usual, when Carlos, one of our Megacamelus, decided he was having a bad day.
Of course, it didn't help that some of the guests were yelling at him (not too provokingly, mostly to see if they could get his attention. It didn’t seem to be a problem. One guest was particularly rowdy, and had called Carlos’s name several times.
Carlos is a proud camel, standing 12 feet or more tall, and he does not like his authority questioned. Carlos promptly walked over to the loud and obnoxious jeep and did something this guest would never forget: hawked a big Loogie all over him.
Now, a normal size camel, when spitting, brings up parts of its stomach to make the spit that much extra nauseating. A standard dromedary can cover half a man in spit in one go. Carlos, being twice this size, covered one half of the jeep in saliva and half-digested grass. It was green, nasty, and worst of all, according to the jeep guy, it stung his eyes. He’s fine, but now every time we tour past our Megacamelus we ask the guests to wear goggles unless they want to be spit on.
I just feel bad for the intern who had to wash the jeep...
~Head of Pleistocene Plains, Keeper Moss