#jameslester

Lester to Connor after Cutter died: So far today, and it’s not even 2:00, you have cried 43 times.

Lester: I’m sending Matt out to Tesco, is there anything he can get you? Becker, being Dramatic: My will to live. Lester: Well, Jess is right next door...

Lester: Everyone always asks me, “How do you handle the team?” Lester: The secret is, I don’t. I have no control over them whatsoever. Lester: This morning, Sarah called my name and when I looked up to see what was going on, Danny shot me in the throat with a Nerf gun.

James Lester and that scene in Love Actually where the Prime Minister is dancing around 10 Downing Street to Jump by the Pointer Sisters.

Lester, angrily: Fuck Cutter! Stephen: Way ahead of you, mate.

Lester: This is a crisis. A large crisis that, if you’ve got a moment, is a twelve-story crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, twenty-four hour porterage and an enormous sign on the roof saying “this is a large crisis.”

Lester: I recognise that the council has made a desicion, but given that it’s a stupid-ass desicion, I have elected to ignore it