#james!!!!!!

He has zero idea what to get this woman. Not an earthly idea what it is she might actually enjoy, not a single trick up his sleeve to make this something stellar. Thus, an ugly little stocking houses an ugly little present wrapped around a $1000 Saks giftcard — a package delivered directly to Val by mysterious means (read: he hands it to her). He doesn’t stick around for the reaction though; Val is a slightly terrifying woman.