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shopping at ao3 in the homestuck section looking down the jakehal aisle and finding nothing but cobwebs and tumbleweeds

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Acrostic ask game for Jake and NOS4A2?? ππ
Acrostic f/o ask game
Lol this one's gonna be long but thanks for asking! Under the cut for the sake of all the dashes I'm gonna show up on
*in a harsh, raspy voice from holding in a drag from a spliff* I'll kill you
GT: Stuck in front and not loving it i have to say chaps.
πΊ for Shen, Jack and Demongo
nsfw asks for my f/os and s/is
πΊ When did your muse lose their virginity?
Jake absolutely fucks, but I'll say a s/i would have been the first time for both Shen and Demongo.
For Shen it was in the dream realm, with coinciding mating season acting as further motivation to get intimate.
For Demongo it was in the museum, some quick fun after hours, in the back of the building, away from any priceless artifacts or prying eyes of sealed-away spirits.
For Jake, sundown in a forgotten town, companionship for a lone drifter. They didn't give a name, and he never did cross paths with them again.

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"I never thought a rattlesnake would take MY soul!" Sobs tortoise who hired the rattlesnake that never leaves without taking a bloomin' soul
Remembered that time the voice actor of Red Dead Redemption 2's protagonist said "terfs ain't got no friends" and I will now imagine Jake saying the same
Me as a kid when country music played: Ugh not country music! I hate this stuff!
Me now: Oh shit it's just like me and Jake π₯Ί