OC Interview - Jaiâkanu
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1. What is your name? ââEya dere, my name is Jaiâkanu and people just call me Jai for short though.âÂ
2. What is your real name? âWait, what? Ay just told yaâ. Is dis some trick question? My name does mean little wild cat though if your wonderinâ on dat?âÂ
3. Do you know why you were called that? âBecause datâs thaâ name me parents gave me?âÂ
4. Are you single or taken? âAy be mated to my sugar bear, Makwa.âÂ
5. Have any abilities or powers? âOh! Uhh! Ay be traininâ as a druid so ay learned how to shape shift into different beasts by thaâ boon of thaâ loa dat granted me dese gifts.â
6. Stop being a Mary Sue. âWhat? Ay not a girlie mon, ay dun know who or what a Marysue is?â
7. Whatâs your eye color? âA lot oâpeople tâink me eyes be blue and others say green. Depends on thaâ lightinâ ay guess but once dey payinâ attention dey realize me eyes dun match entirely. Ay not really sure what to call et but ay just say turquoise. But one oâ dem is more toward a shade oâ green turquoise and me other eye is more toward thaâ shade oâblue turquoise. My mother use to say ay got thaâ eyes of thaâ sea or Sea eyes.â
8. How about your hair color? âMe hair is orange! As bright as thaâ rising or settinâ sun in thaâ barrens kind oâorange.â
9. Have you any family members? âYes! Ay got three sistaâs and an uncle! Ummm..â His ears lowered a little with a small tremble to them at the near tips. âAy had parents..â
10. Okay then⊠Any pets? âYes! Ay be a druid, what druid not have any little fuzz ball, scales of feathery friend! Ay have Duma, âe a cheetah cub dat ay have had a long time. And den dere is Skittles datâs a sun darter and Zia, thaâ little baby dire beak hatchlinâ of my mount Zakia.Â
Ay usually just let dem live in thaâ grove cause etâs safe dere and dey can roam around freely. But watch out for dem Dryads, dey like to try to give you MORE little pets den you can handle but dey make awesome care takers when your not around.âÂ
11. Tell me about something you donât like. âUhhâŠ.ay not like to be made fun of. Ay dun like anyone bullied. Ay also dun like unneeded conflict, like thaâ sort of conflict dat thaâ situation could of been handled a lot better if people didnâ over react or sort to violence just because dey say dey canât control demselves but thaâ truth is, dey dun want too.Â
So if dere suddenly dis over whelminâ of trouble goinâ on. You wonât find me standinâ dere for long if et doesnât resolve. And ay dun like spooky creepy tâings, like thaâ real kind of spooky tâings dat put thaâ chill to your bones.â
12. Sorry. Letâs move on to hobbies and interests? âAy like to go huntinâ or adventurinâ! Me and Mak love to make jewelry tâings after we collected stuff at thaâ beach, like shells and stuff! Ay like to surf and visit thaâ beach as often as ay can. Ay like doinâ my best when et comes to makinâ food, ay also grow a garden witâ Mak.Â
Ay not much of a reader, not because ay not know how to read etâs just a book dun keep my attention for long when ay wanna do sometâing rather den sit and stare at words. Run through thaâ open plains of thaâ Barrens! Cuddles witâ my Makwa! Ay could name so many tâings.â
13. Have you ever hurt anybody before? âOh loa ay hope not.â His expression saddens as he speaks. âSometimes even though when et comes to a decision, yaâ canât avoid thaâ hurt dat is gonna happen. You dun want to, you dun mean to. But et happens to everyone every now and den. Ay just hope dat thaâ one ay tâinkinâ of is livinâ a good and happy life.â
14. Ever⊠killed anyone before? âUmmmmm what?â He rubbed the back of his neck. â Well ay killed demons and stuff yanno. Baddies dat be threateninâ innocent lives and all oâdat. Ayâll only fight to defend thaâ balance oâlife but ay not someone dat will mercilessly kill.â
15. What kind of animal are you? âOh dat easy! Ay be a troll but ay like to be in cheetah form cause etâs thaâ first form ay learned and ay got a kinship witâ dem. Dey really neat thaâ cheetah, thaâ fastest land animal in all oâAzeroth, dey very cuddly once dey have trust witâ you and feel secure. And dey thaâ loudest purrer!â He laughs good heartedly. Â
16. Name your worst habits. âUmmmmâŠ.ay sometimes talk to much and get friends mad at me. Ay dun mean too, et just happens. Ay try not to get to talkative, to be more of a listener den a talker.Â
And uhh...not sure if dis a habit or not but ay kinda got anxiety issues. And ay usually say etâs due to thaâ cheetah spirit in me which dere some influence in dat but dere times etâs just me feelinâ et creep up on me.â
17. Do you look up to anyone at all? âYes! Ay look up to my Makwa cause me and âim have been learninâ from one another and ay learned so much from âim! And ay also look up to Nambi! âE like dis big brother ay never had and âes fun to goof around witâ! Dere also Raârhuk, dis mon ay know dat taught me a lot about other loaâs and âe be really wise. And dere also dis mon name Kahn, even though most of thaâ time et sound like âe got huge marbles in âis mouth dat etâs hard to hear what âe sayinâ.âÂ
âBut once you get thaâ pattern to his speech et becomes easier to understand and talk to thaâ mon. âE be like my Uncle. A little strange but a cool guy. And dere so many people ay can name, dere is Kai who for a small elfie is like dis wee little mongoose dat ay seen chase off dese juvenile lions off dere terf. Datâs Kai in a nut shell. Tiny mongoose dat chases off lions.â He chuckles.Â
18. Sexual orientation? âUhh what does oreeeeaaan-tah-shon mean? And do ay really want to answer a question dat got thaâ word sexual infront oâet! Is dis a dirty question!? Datâs not funny, ay not answerinâ yaâ dirty question yaâ weirdo! Ay dun even know you!â
19. I⊠understand⊠Do you go to school? âAy did as a kid growinâ up to learn about thaâ history oâthaâ Darkspear, thaâ loa, about thaâ horde and so on and now ay be traininâ as a druid so ay guess dat count too?â
20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids someday? âOh datâs dat elfie word...marry. Umm ay already am but ay not call et marry ay call et beinâ mated. Ay be thaâ Mate oâMakwa just as âe be my mate. As for kids...uhhhâŠ.ay dunno and ay not seeinâ any oâdat happeninâ any time soon. If et comes to dat time to wantinâ kids, we just adopt or sometâing.â He shrugs.
21. Do you⊠Have fangirls or fanboys? âOkay ay got dis funny image in me head dat you mean people witâ fans in dere hands fanninâ me? If dat what yaâ mean den uhh no..â He lifted a brow in wonder to what the question meant. âBesides ay stand under thaâ shade of a tree most of thaâ day when visiting Orgrimmar, dat all ay need to keep cool. No one gotta use a fan to fan me, ay be adapted to thaâ dry climate.âÂ
He takes a moment thinking over the question. âAnd why ask if ay got fan girlies or boyoâs?âÂ
It finally dawns on him on what the question may mean as far as fans go. âWait, yaâ mean people fawninâ over me!?â He lets out a laugh as he shook his head. âYaâ crazy! No ay dun have nothinâ like dat and even if ay did, ay know NOTHINâ about et! Dat be a surprise to me cause ay just like any other darkspear troll around dese parts. Only fan boyo ay have is me Makwa and ay be âis fan boyo! We be thaâ biggest FAN for each other!â He lets out another laugh from the belly in a humorous sound of laughter.
22. What do you do for a living? âRight now just traininâ to become a druid but ay tâink some day me and Mak wanna be bee keepers and sell honey cause we always talk about dat but not sure if dat will happen cause Mak says dat dere be no honey to sell cause âe might eat et all.â He snickered.
23. What are you most afraid of? âBeing alone.â
24. What do you usually wear? âAy usually wear just thaâ normal clothinâ dat a troll wears and other times ayâll wear druid lookinâ armor from time to time if ay be out adventurinâ. Sometimes thaâ armor is comfortable and ayâll roam around in thaâ city witâ armor on too. My favorite though is wearinâ anytâing orange and teal.âÂ
25. Do you love someone? âJah, dat be Makwa. But ay also love all me friends and my family too oâcourse.â He smiles.Â
26. When was the last time you wet yourself? âUhhâŠ...ay would have to be truly terrified of sometâing for me to piss meself. And ay may be nervous about tâings but ay havenât done so in a long while. Like one time me and Mak were on dat nasty eye sore of a planet called Argus and dere was dis HUGE nasty demon dat arose out of thaâ ground. Ay believe me and Mak may of peeâd a little to thaâ sight oâdat tâing but after some time we got less afraid of thaâ demons and stronger to take dem down. Other den dat, canât recall anytâing of recent.âÂ
27. Is there anything you wonât answer? âAy tâink ay been answerinâ every question dere is so far?âÂ
28. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class) â Ummm...ay tâink ay be in thaâ middle level of my class as a druid in traininâ. Low be like a beginner but now ay be at thaâ novice level or sometâing. So some where around dere, gettinâ thaâ experience in but not quite dere yet as a certified druid and stuff.â
29. How many friends do you have? âTo many to count! So many faces and names dat ay have gotten to know through thaâ years from past to present and ayâm sure ayâll meet more in thaâ future.â He chuckled.Â
30. What are your thoughts on pie? âAy LOVE pie! All sorts oâpie! Apple, cherry, banana and more! Pie is good.â He smiled brightly.Â
31. Favourite drink? âMilk! And juice too if etâs to hot to drink milk dat is. Juice be best to stay hydrated.âÂ
32. Whatâs your favorite place? âThaâ NORTH Barrens! But also thaâ Grove cause datâs where my honey bear is..â He grinned a little.Â
33. Are you interested in someone? âUhh ay only mentioned about Makwa a few times already, ay be tâinkinâ you be gettinâ thaâ picture âere mon!â He laughed lightly as he spoke with a smile. âPay attention!â
34. Whatâs your bra cup size or how big is your willy? âWHAT IN THAâ WHAâIN!?â His eyes wide as big as plates. âWhy do you gotta be weird?! Et was all normal fun questions and now etâs gettinâ weird. And no ay not answerinâ dis..â He grunted with a small frown.Â
35. Thatâs a bit vague isnât itâŠâYour a weirdo..â He narrowed his eyes.
36. Okay fine. Whatâs your type? âJust LOOK at Makwa and den youâll see whatâs my type.âÂ
37. Any fetishes? Letâs out a long sigh and rubs the bridge of his nose before he answers. âAy not heaaarrinâ diiiis. Dis be private stuff and ay not about to just tell some stranger ay not know..â He frowned. â
38. Top or Bottom? âGAH!? WHY?! âOW about thaâ answer is NUNYA! Cause etâs NUNYABUISNESS!â He crosses his arms and muttering to himself, eyeing the interviewer suspiciously. âAnd dun be actinâ like et some innocent question cause someone asked me dis before and at first ay didnâ understand but den dey explaaaiiined and dat a whole other story ay not gonna TALK about right now. And ay swear if thaâ next question is about spoons ay gonna lose et cause ay still dun get dat one!â He huffed a breath.Â
39. Uhm⊠So, you seem quite comfortable with yourself. âAy guess ay am, ay be who ay be and ay dun wanna be anyone else but just me.â He smiled a little nervously unsure to what questions will be next.Â
40. Would you like this interview to end? âYES!â He felt all the more ready to get the heck out of here and back home! âYou make me nervous!â
41. W-Well, thanks for answering these questions! This interview is over now! âGood! May thaâ loa guide you and all dat stuff cause ayâm so outa âere!â He shifted to his owl form to fly away!