One is...not like the others....


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One is...not like the others....

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Anyway, here are my thoughts about what each of the companions would present on if they had to give the rest of the party a PowerPoint presentation:
Gale: A completely accurate and detailed lecture regarding the theories of teleportation magic, how it works, and the differences between it and plane shift. There are multiple charts and graphs.
Wyll: āChoosing your hero name: an adventurerās guideā He does have suggestions for the entire party.
Karlach: āRanking bars in the gate based on how much they remind me of Avernus.ā She has provided illustrations that she made herself. Anything in the Upper City is ranked ālike Avernusā because āoccupied entirely by pricks.ā
Shadowheart: āSo I was wrong about Shar: a reluctant apology.ā Itās mostly a debunk of Sharās lies but the entire time it does look like she is pulling teeth. However, she cheers up considerably when she presents on some of the churchās secrets, including the weird ass code names for things that she always thought were a little silly.
Laeāzel: a very educational and complete history of her peopleās war against the mind flayers. Itās all rather academic until the last slide which says āAND THIS IS WHY WE DONāT EAT THE WORMSā in all caps.
Astarion: āRanking you by whose blood Iād want to drink most.ā In order, it is as follows Gale (rancid), Karlach (spicy), Minthara (probably is poisonous after all the poison sheās been exposed to), Jaheria (that story about what she did to one of the spawn was memorable), Shadowheart (does cleric blood taste radiant?), Laeāzel (curious how Gith taste, doesnāt want to die), Minsc (large and has extra blood to spare), Halsin (can turn into a bear, think of all that real estate), Wyll (canon verified snack)
Halsin: āForaging: whatās edible and what isnātā Gale takes very dutiful notes given someone gave him a mushroom two ten days ago that gave the entire camp food poisoning. Astarion, the only one who did not get food poisoning, who has completely forgotten what he foraged was the culprit, takes 0 notes.
Minthara: Battle orders and tactics. All of these fools need to get whipped into shape.
Jaheria: āGet it Fucking Together: Stop Doing this Shit.ā What follows is a callout of everyoneās worst habits and decisions. One slide just says āstop snitching.ā
Minsc: itās just pictures of Boo.
Where are they going? What does Shadowheart see? What is Galeās coffee order?
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Baldur's Gate 3 but you CAN redeem the Dead Three and make them join the party.
Kethric actually listens to you and redeems himself and/or Withers uses his #totallynotJergal powers to res him and now Camp is really awkward because you've got Dame Aylin in one corner literally biting through armor because she wants to kill him so hard and Kethric on the other who's trying desperately to reconnect with Isobel but Aylin keeps glaring at him from across the fire and it's really awkward but who he SHOULD be worried about is Jaheria who's plotting different ways to poison him. Also Aylin and Isobel are NOT quiet in their tent and there's some things a father doesn't need to hear.
Orin would be really hard to redeems because she's just... awful, but I see it less like convincing her to join and more, like, keeping her on a leash while exposing her to basic human empathy and kindness until she starts crashing out and having an existential crisis. Minthara would be pissed but somewhat mollified by treating her as a servant. As Tav it'd be like adopting a rabid stray dog but as Durge it would be like keeping your annoying little sister around to make sure she can't get into dad's gun case and shoot you again.
Gortash would probably be the easiest since he's... the most normal of the three? But Karlach would only accept it on the condition that she'd get to pummel him into the dirt first and use him as a punching bag whenever she gets stressed, but this quickly devolves into a deep and heartfelt connection between them where Gortash learns basic human regret and apologizes to Karlach and she's still using him as a punching bag but now she's crying when she does it and doesn't go for the blals quite as often. At the end, he goes to Avernus with her and Wyll to help her take down Zariel.
being a multishipper and a bg3 fan is great bc literally any pairing/ship is great and makes perfect sense to me