#jae.wwm

thanks to the one person who kept liking my old white snake posts asdlkfjls;dk

i have decided to pick the show up again

though, since it’s been so long, i’m starting from episode one :D

like always, i have my water, i have my food, my laptop is plugged in and the show is pulled up

like just some guy mark lee would say, lezgeddit!

Forgot how the computer graphics were in this show its been so long hahah

She swim

The soundtrack is good and there she is!!!  Theres my wife!!!!

She really be treating having arms and legs are a clown

JINGSONG MY FUCKING BELOVED

I love him hes so stupid inlove me too baby me too

Gotta be mean the girl you like ammiright lads?

Cant let her know we have FEELINGS

Still find it odd that a guy who’s appearance is a prey animal is in love with a snake

Suzhen is a good gal if a bit naive

Oh its our boy??  Our medical man???

I llove him. He’s got the appearance of a lan disciple but the personality of xie lian

This buddhist enloghtened woman is dressed elegantly

Lmao she really just told our scalie gal to gtfo out of her temple

K but like imagine how funny it wouldve been if she just walked through the market and said okay sure thats enough of humaning for today

Girl….

You are wearing pure white robes even after you transform that is.  Not laying low my love

I love her but jeez

Its our boy!!  Hes so cute i lov ehim hes so precious helpp

Xu xian <3

Hes got such a xie lian vibe its so hot

Get his ass

I love him i love him i lvoe him

Aldskfjals;kdfjasiodfhat he is a king oh my god

This side character in the gold?  Hanmndosome

He really didnt just drag his hands over freshly written calligraphy oh my god

We are all falling in love with ju jingyi at first glance yes yes yes

Did he really just not check about how the cough started first

I literally dont see arrogance but i suppose my radar for bullshit is less delicate than hers

This monk on the other hand.

Sick of this fucking guy fr fr

This is a twelve year old girl oh my god

Like yeah shes a demony deomon but still

Maybe its bc i dislike him for quite some time in this show but jesus this part is so annoying either kill or get killed

Or get transported back into your physical body

LISTEN TO THE OLD MAN YOU FUCKING CLOWN

I mean i cant fully put the blame on the guy, like his teachers before him definitely didnt help on that front

If the pixie cane doesnt say shit neithr can you

Listen to your master you court jester oh my god

I like that plant even tho its so obviously fake lmao

My love… i dont think he’s aware

Hanwen … xu xian…. Whomst are you

I dont like her

Shes such a spoiled brat

I still love him tho even though hes confusing rn

Girlie…..

Both of them..

Iconic she really went into this without all the information

Lamo

Parallels between her and the other guy

How do these shitty mustaches fool people

Sldkfjlaksdjf

Oh my god girl

Lsakdfjlaskdjei CLOWNERISM

Hes so cute i wanna squish his cheeks

Yeah girl you’re so going to get him back with this

La;sdkjfl;asdjf i love him sm he really just be like its gonna be wimdy

Oh no not the kiddos!!!

Yeah.  Not everyone is nice like you

Omg i fall that dramatically too aldkfjl;skdaf

Sdkfjals;dk me too

Dont pretend liek you arent a little into it bro we know you are we see the truth lmao

Whats wrong with that old man

Nah jk i do remember this part i do like this guy he seems very into justice and keeping kids safe

This is the magistrate no?

Demons don’t exist

Cant wait for him to get his wakeup call

She is really bullying her little bro thats so funny lmaooooo

Their son is gone

??

Nevermind hes just trading that shit

This kid was definitely dubbed over by an adult

What a mean old man

Kid just says shit i love it

He is so cute tho i love him

Nvm its not their son its just a kid

That theyre looking over

Wow youre really gonna say that in front of the kid’s face too??

The pixie stick’s on the move

Girl if anyone were to listen to you theyd think you were insane

I forgot the creepy demon woman is hot whoops

Scary and hot demon lady is ready to risk it all lmao

This kid is my favorite character in the show rn

Oooh snake spiritis

Changsheng is my favorite person i finally remebered his name

This kid really is iconic as hell

I like her makeup a lot

Oooh do we get to meet the green snake now??

I loved her

Me 🤝 green snake: in love with jingyi

I like spear boy with the braids

YEAHHHH GREEN SNAKE TIMEEEE

If it’s winter whyst are you not wearing protective clothes my lady?

I forgot green snake wants to be a man

But my original point stands about us both liking her

Her fight with the green snake is so much cooler than the monk’s with the snow leopard demon’s

Iconique

The cgi is definitly of its time though

Or at least whatever company they used is not one whomst ive seen a lot of before/one that i consider good at their job when it comes to real life things

perfect tho for things like love o2o or the other gamer drama yang yang was in

oop and the snakes are standing off~

that’s all for this episode!!

thank you for reading!!!

hiiii

i have so many dramas and no chill

i am drinking some peach soju rn so i hope i’ll stay like consistent with coherency

i am slightly tipsy?  maybe drunk? idk but it’ll be fun

obligiatory psa to not drink if youre underage but if you do drink with a person(s) you trust and keep drinnking water between to stay hydrated <3

as the emo hot topic boy mark lee would say, lezgeddit

oh the opening looks so fun!!!

i really like so much of thse editors do

the girl loooks so familiar was she in the legend of the white snake?

wodeyuwodeyuwodeyuuuu

hes so cute and tinieeee

her outfit is gorgeous

shes

she really is climibng the treee!!

oh no shes gonna fall!!!! oh nooo

oh omg

ouch

thats

oh fuck

oh shit

is she

did she

thats blood

WHY WOULD YOU GRAB HER ARM WHAT THFE FUCK

rong’er is awake now good for her

is she okay?

is that kiki?

that looks like kiki???  but it can’t be bc shes promoting w/the9 rn???

oh ad time okay

i wonder what happened to her bracelet bc they zoomed in on that shit

oh and we’re back

adlfkjaldskjf she really said no soup for you huh

her older sister looks much more refined which im assuming is the point no?

thunder storm

thats a tall tower i love it

the set is so pretty

what if???  what if what???

nongnong thats so cuteeee

bc shes your mom????  she can do what ever???

oh she gave her some new shoes!!

wow those are gorgeous omg

oh no is the tower on fire???

oh shit the star tower is on fire

oh her dad’s gonna get McSacrifieced huh

rip nice knowing him

and the rain comes down hard

its been 100 years and its getting lit up like the christmas ram for the first time?

oh rong’er was there before like two days ago

coincidental no?

alkdjfad i feel nice

oh shes curled up against her sister bc shes scared TT.TT

was rong’er crying?

whats the matter

er jie?  whos da/yi jie then?

oh shit did their dad lie?

fuxuan is worried and i am toooo

shu er?  okay so just how big is this family and how many siblings are there

we know theres at least 3, rong’er, fuxuan, and the lil dude

oh fuxuan is has a beau?  cuteeee

their hair is so long i WISH that were me

water and reflection and im assuming we’re meeting the male lead now

oh those are scars

battlle boy?

xujin seems to be kinda...cold

oh shit what up

that was SO DRAMATIC AND FOR WHYYYY

he got invited to the commentary thing?

i can hide but can i hide forever?

fuck tahts a good line

oooh i love market scenes

everything is so prettyyy

alksdjfalksd she LIES incredible

oh its like phantom of the opera

i love this guy hes so done with everything adlkfjsal;kdj

who the fuck is ju shui?

aalsdkfjasdlkjf is rong’er dressed as a man?

wowowow xujin wants to know when he will die alkdjfalskd

the way her moustache fell off like a sad caterpillar

 alkjdflksj and she doesnt even realize it!!!

oh sweetie oh no

mr phantom is back

girly babbe rong’er...sweetieee

oh hell yeah i love this guy whos just flinging rocks at murderus

fust lose your jacket babe your outer robe

oh dear

this is a ruckus

what a huge mess no?

rong’er funnnnn

omg

wai ju shui mr stone man?

ugh i loe the fantastical parts of this type of genre so much adlkjfalsdkj

aldkjfalskdjf the veil im so sick

babe stop this is embarrassing adkfjsl;dkj

i kinda wnat eggs and rice

i wish we had chicken but alas

oh veil man is amused by her thats so cute

OH SHIT HISVEIL

AND A POCKET KNIFE

JESUS DUDE

is it that deep

aldkfjaslkdjf he really do just be walking away with no words i love it

her face is so full of expression i love it

dudeeeee

if youre on someoenses hit list why goooo

i just love the scenery of the set so much its so prettyyyyy and colorful

yuan is pretty im kinda gay

li ruyi i already love her

fu xuannnn i love her so much even if she was only mentioned lafkdj;lfksajd

okay im gonna take a break and probably pick this back up later so i’ll be sober next time i write alkdfalsdkf

ok sober and back a day later leggoooo

omg theyre dresed up and look so prettyyyy

qi se is

enamoured with fuxuan no?

hes so cuteeee

rong’er is deffo  here as a wing woman

cuteeeee

fuxuan and qi se are so cute dorky

lmaoooo rong’er said i gonna dip and make sure y’all can flirt unhindered ugh queen shit

wowowowow this place is so pretty while they get ready for the event

oh

those is spider webs

shes slighty nosey no?

oh noooo mr phantom is back im so sick

i cant stand him and if i see him im going to hate him more

oh veil man is deffo gonna get an attempted mcmurder investigation

assassination sorry

ugh their soundtrack is gorgeous

ju shui farmer has arrived.  i think his mask is intersting but thats about it

his hair is also long and left loose which is interestings i think

oh ads okay

sorry im like sober but really tired bc i had to take my cat to the vet last night and it was late when we got her back

anyways back to the show

i dont understand the hype around him

i like qi se better and he’s not even part of this as a like....focal? love interest type person?

oooh veil man, aka duke su, is getting praised

oh damn thats a whole fucking pendulum thing no?

fuck theres like a specific word for it that im thinking of

the stuff where one thing sets off a bunch of other things?

oh god the duke is in LOVE

me too buddy, me too

ju shui is.  intreigued

the arm thing im screaming

shes so impertinent towards him i loveeee

aslkdfjasldkj “apparently he’s a jinx”

i loveeee her

girl what is it with you and trees

oh??  is this someone she knows????

dude just like ask her if shes the girl youre thinking of dumbass

what is it with these leads and not communicating with people

lmao

hes like brah be a good wingman and help me find out about this gal

oooh whoops im dumb

fu is xuan’s last name

ajldkfja;sdk qi se is sooooo whipped for xuan me too sir

the fu sisters really got me in love

aldksjf;laksdjf “sleeping is a punishment now”

ugh i love their sistership its v cute

who is

what is?

what?

did she just have like a vision?  a prophetic dream?

her dad’s back from his investigation

talsdkjfalskdj the lil brotherrrr my favorite character

“god’s blessing”

i guess thats what we can call her no?

he said “stop being nosey!!!”

i like how the sisters stood up but not the baby brother

i mean isnt that some basic principle of psychology?

like you end up creating opportunities for the things you fear most?

xuan said stop being nosey

i lOVE THE LITTLE BROTHERRRR

oh are we at the end???

OH FUCK I JUST SAW SNH48 I HAVE TO LOOK IT UP NOW TO SEE IF IT IS KIKI

i looked it up and it is her omggg i didnt know she was in this!

but anyways wait theres so many questions that the end credits are giving me

oh shit thats blood blood

i have a feeling im going to like this show a lot

anyways that’s all for this episosde!

thank you for reading!!!

hey hey heyyyy

guess who started another drama ~!

but jaem, you say, arent you already watching like four other dramas right now?  along with a reality show and a variety show?

yes, pretend audience, yes i am.  but as a junior in college with little self control when it comes to indulgences i am here again.  mostly for joongi

anyways, as mark lee, my bias who is not my bias, would say, lezgeddit

oh we underwater underwater eh?

yikes he is not gonna be able to get out of this one easily huh

ew feet

oh?  has he stopped breathign????

a lady???  Lady of the Lake Pool

I LOVE THIES FOR JOONGISO MUCH FUCK HE IS  wow they really zoomed in on that kiss huh

understood have a NICE day

lmaoooooo fucking caught making out like teenagers i LOVE that for them

awww eunha is soooo cuteee in her lil pink outfit~

OH MY GOD

W O W

this is an uncomfortable family minute

awwwwwwww shes doing the lil arm heart that was adorable

wow.  me ready to pull up and fight eunha’s grandparents

its only been five minutes but im here for her only

SHUT UP THATS SO CUTEEEEEE

THEYRE SUCH A CUTE FAMILY I CAN’T STAND IT

oh my god im literally quaking over how cute their little family is

what is up with the grandparents

oh so theyre joongi’s parents?

hm

oh i want to know the backstory on this family

shit

heeseongie is the only man i respect in thsi household

wowwwwwww in front of eunha even tho shes asleep

oooh what past

why is the mother like this

lowkey not at how she reminds me of misa or mina misae the one comedian who always pairs up with heenim when she and her pals are on knowing bros

i cant remember her name atm unfortunately which is really upsetting bc i do like her

but anyways

what???  the fuck is going on???

what do you mean jiwon only believes what she sees

nice tea set but what the fuck is going on in here on this day

that is a youth

is he like???  a cop too???

oh thats no good

OH THE DRAMA WITH THIS KIDDO

wow inseo

i will come to bat for inseo

i have decided that i will love and care for all of these youths that keep appearing

I AM  GOING TO KILL THE FATHER

its maurey but im ready to swing for this 12 year old kid

mm yeah this is not looking good for mr kim

who to believe???  the 12 year old kid or the dad

can the friend verify

that is a good question but like some people are fucked up sir

aww in her lil HER ROOM IS SO CUTE OH MY GODDDDD

SHES IN HER LIL PJS AND EVERYTHING

restaurant slippers???

hojoon is cute

askjdf;laksdjf oh my god theyre really fighting over this kid

who even is he

i want someone to do a spin off talk crossover thing wehre he’s cousins with jisoo’s character in swdbs

hm maybe not saying you’d liek...fucking revert to police violence would be nice and sexy

i knew this show was going to be serious but damn....i dont think i was expecting the level of reality they were going for

which given that most of the dramas i’ve watched have been either more on the romcom side with action as a flavor or in a period piece where the murders are more elaborate bc of palace intrigue isnt surprising i guess

tbh i’d watch an entire episode of just the lil family interacting ngl

hm i really don’t like this reporter

why do i feel like the serial murders are going to have something to do with joongi

oh dear that can’t be good can it

did inseo’s mother do it???

what the fuck reporter guy

HAHFASDHFAOLDJKEPEWHPUAHER oh my god im sicccckkkk he really played her like that

shut up theyre so cute together i want him to have more sappy roles like this pLEASE

oh shit what up???  cctv time

aren’t they partners???  shouldnt they be like?? open with this stuff???

AWWWW HER LITTLE BACKPACK THATS SO UCTE

why is he the only man everrrrr

eunha is so cuteeeee

SHUT UPPPPP THE BYE BYEEESSSSS AHHHHHH

minseok

i miss him...

anyways

reporter man is going over his old storeis thats fun

however if my mans joongi keeps getting implicated i will fight a man

what in the owrlsd is happenign

fucking commercials i hate it here

i mean i guess i can talk about my thoeries then while i wait

i think that the parents planned it together to hurt inseo tho why???  i wouldnt know

joongi and his family are the serial killers from the mountain town

and its been fully established that theyre hiding something from jiwon which is mmmm not good

i hope that its one of those fake feelings turned real but now he has to hide it from his parents

bc i wure would hate for that to be like that and have eunh deal with teh aftermath

reporternim’s ex??

“reccommending a direction” alkjdfalksdjf

why shouldnt jiwon have hope???

safest???

ok its nice to know that at least his mom isnt fully onboard with everything everything

baek heeseong...

TREICK HER???

POR QUE THE FUCK

oh hhhhhhhhhhhh this is...i feel bad for jiwon

ohhhh theres an affair?

perhaps?

why do he be sniffing

weirdo

i think takeshi kaneshiro would be a good fit for this detectives role as well

bitch he really did just do that

dman it really be that easy to hack phones???

oh helll noooOOOOoooooOOO

k so inseo found out???? about the affair?OH FUCK NO

I DIDNT REALIZE THIS TAKES PLACE IN SM’S HEADQUARTERS

she knows something

what is happening???

this is

v not happy

oooh what is he making?

bracelet?

ooohhh thats some fucking cool teapots ngl

oh shit

what up???

that uhhh

that doesnt look good???

FUCKING COMMERCIALLS I SWERAT TO GOD

I CAN’T BELIEVE

THAT I GOT COMMERICAL BLOCKED BEFORE THE SPICY SEXY SUSPESE

does reporter-nim go missing?

hhhhhhbye bye reporter-nim

ok no im confused

god the fucking subtleties ugh

but what if the affair does have SOMETHIGNT ODO OH MY GOD

WOWOWOWOWW

her keyboard is fucking sick

im literally so lost with the relationship between reporter-nim and joongi

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that tea was spiked wasnt it

but???  what’s the but

when he was 21 and disappeared from the village

nevermind i guess the tea isnt spiked if hes drinking it too

DOG

DOG DOG DOG GDOGADSLKFOGWIEAHGKFL

tinieeee

oh my god why is that dog so aggresssive

oh my god it was the kid???

it was an accident

alkdjfalksdf i do love jiwon and cute boy’s relationship its v funny

like an older sister and her younger brother

reporter-nim isn’t a good liar under pressure

ok but the weird look that inseo’s father had is V sus right???

i have not seen a candace cameron tuna commercial in literal years what is happening

oh i just want to watch the show pleaseeeee

joongiiiii is so good at being underlyingly threatening i *heart eyes emoji*

alksdfjads “you know im trendy” bithc i hope he lives

what is joongi implying??

i love the pharmacist woman she really said i have no patience for young boy

OH SHIT WHAT UP

POEOPL BE LYING

was i right about it being the parents??

i want that phone so much

the smart flipphone she has

ooooh por que the fuck

oh dear

i feel bad for inseo having to see his father do that :(

what do is those pills???

do is his mom have depression?

god what a liar i cant stand this man

oh my god poor inseo

the way that im crying now for inseo

he really only wanted to keep his mother happy and safe

god hes such a rat man

OH MY GOD

YES JIWON GET HIS ASS

poor inseo’s mom though :’(

it’s a bribe akdfjalskdf

joongi kills me

reporter-nim, it was real nice knowing you while it latest in this first episode

well damn

that cant be good

what the fuck do you mean wecut to jiwon instead

FUCKIGN COMMERCIALS IM GONNA SCREMA

ok we back

didnt think sunbaenim was married a;ldkjfasdlkj

hojoon

cute boy

stop bullying himmmm

god i really want that fone

OH SHIT

SHE REALLY DID CALL JIWON

OH MY GOD

NOOOOOO JIWON

OH MY GOD I WANT TO CRY

ohmy god

oh my god

i

jiwon i am sending you hugs

oh he do be mcmurdering reporter-nim

rip

i vaguely liked him

like in the way that you get used to an annoying cousin

OH SHIT IS JIWON GOING TO WALK IN ON THAT

OH MY GOD NO

i mean obviously she won’t right????

BUT OH MY GOD

oh ok its just joongi and eunha

she so cute

i am so whipped for eunha its not even funnyshut up theyre so cute

theyre so cute

fuck i hate that htyere living a lie

i am crying sad tears

oh the body is stored under the ground hm

yikes

oh shit

is

IS REPORTER-NIM ALIVE

HOY FUCK

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

OK THE EIDITING FOR ZOOMING OUT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE HOLY SHIT

the previouws for the next episode i am shaking in my boots

anyway thats all for episode 1!!!

thank you for reading!!!

oh we are back in time again

thats such a tinie bag

perhaps me and jiwon are a little in love with him

the way she tried to imply that she didnt watn to be alone

oh my god

is he

is he like standing there to keep her safe?

cute if true

its snowing

oh my god

the watching the person you like in the snow moment UGH I LOVE TO SEE IT

he is in to thin of a jacket

is he going to leave now

wow

we have moved into 2008

a;ldkfjas “i have generously told you how i felt first”

he cares becausehe like you

wh

she really said piggy back ride or nothing

oh my god

she really called him ahjussi aldkfj;alsdk

i probs spelled that wrong but its fine

leather jackte

he really was so awkward back then yikes

ok so shes seen the watch

she knows its her husband

hes meeting taxi man who wants to mcmurder him

okay meeting time

get in

i dont TRUST LIKE THAT

honey peanuts

why the upclose of his mouth i dont like that

oh is joongi crying??  waht the fuck

how dare he talk about eunha

fuck this guy

IS HE TRYING TO CHLORORFOM MY MAN

WHAT THE FUCK

LEAVE MY HUSBAND ALONE

STOP HES TOO PRETT FOspine

HE NOOOOOOOOOO

BAOBEI

OH NOHIS PHONEEE

oh no oh no oh no

laerjpoawei the big boss is not happy

but it is kinda funny he was like OH MY GOD

SECTION CHEIF WAS ABOUT TO KILL DECT CHOI

wow the drama that this bullpen must see on the daily oh my god

alksdfj;alksdjf okay this is so stupid i lvoe it oh my god

glasses is not impressed

wow

that was a uhhhh

a shit show

connect the dots

connect them

no wait jiwon-ah not these dots

oh nooooo

oh no on hon

oh nooooo

oh she snapped at my boy

lmao she broke a law

this is why we start driving after everyone is buckled

the doctor is so entertaining

“trend” aldjfsdlj

just speak doctor man

FUCKIGN COMERRICALDS

I HATE TO SEEIT

LITERALLY HATE TO SEE THIS

oh noooo the phoneee

EUNHA’S FACE

why doesnt he hafvve a lock on his phone

oh nooo

hojoon-ah

do something

there are so many pictures of eunha oh my god

she said im driving and we going fast

jiwonnie i am scared for you

IN THE MF TRUNK OH MY GOD

the way that jiwon would jump across the grass if she could

oh my god that was SO BADASS HOLY FUCK

hojoon is going to pee his pants and i wouldnt make fun of him for it

oof joongi in the trunk

rip his stomach

oh my godOH MY GOD

HOLY FUCK

OH MY GOD

BITCH

TAXI MAN IS A RAT I HATE TO SEE IT

;ALSDKFJA;LKDS SHE FORGOT HE WAS WITH HER I TOO

oh back to doctor man

;JDFAPWEOI the doctor is so funny

FUCKING

me and reporter-nim share one braincell and its WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS TOWN

i lkedjfaoiwep ‘let’s all share the knowledge’

witness

a witness??

whom????

is taht my man?

joongi my husband are you okay

oh mans is tied up tied up

oh thats feet

dont like it

i hate that he still looks so good after being beaten up, drugged, and tied up

i cant blieve

he said *r o l l*

getting his hair cut from time to time

*vine voice* ahah, i do that

ew morgatat\ge

why is my man laughing

him?  say it

oh

ok he did it in so many more words

perhaps i am in love with him

in so many words

he said do it coward

oh so thats blood blood

okay

man loves the word patheti

thats an eargross

hate to see it

do is i have vampire kingk??

i sure do wonder how jiwon is going to react to this

was do is that fear

oh god jiwonnie

i do feel like crying

come one detective choiiiii

yes okya

what

what’s right

oh god

wow the way that FUCKING COMMERCIALS

CAN I PLEASE NOT GET INTERRUPTED WHEN I SEE THE FATHER HAVE EMOTIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME FUCK

4 ADS

FUCKING

AIYAH

OK WE’RE BACK

oh god

joongi’s mami is not holding it together well at allll

holy shit they have a nice house

i do like the glasses’s assitant

okay who is the guy on the bed wy is he so important

like we know its him

but like still

who is this guy

when in doubt play it out

ok fr tho whats up witht the other uy

ew feet

soory im jsut staunchly not a foot person

oh thats a uh

descritption

oh we are sure learning alot about misook

they said its drinking time

the frenchway adlkfja;ldjs

no mr officer talk more

i want to know

two things

reporter-nim is hilariously over acting

and 2 i dont think hes as drunk as he says he is

nevermind

hes as drunk as he says he is

did taxi man just fucking dry swallow those pills

disgusting

not at how he said he didnt leave his fathers side the entire time

like what is going on

every ten minutes

people breaking into cars isnt like...unusual

fish keychain

why did he have it

flashback???

explaination???

flashback

the mom?

THE SISTER

DID THE SISTER DO IT

oh shit the sister did it

jesus dude back the fuck off

did the sister do it

so like

what is the timeline here???

we are confused

by we i mean me

sister pretty

ew his garbage

banan peel

lowkey would be hilarious if like one of the crew or cast members was eating it and set design was like “yo. i need that”

joongiiii

oh yikessss

jwiwon

ADS

REALLY

SHE REALLY JUST JUMPED INTO THE PPOOL AND YOU CUT TO AN AD

THE DISRESPECT OF IT ALL

OKAY OKAY WE’RE BACK

oh no the hammer is right there oh noDETECTIVE CHOI HE HAD ANOTHER KNIFE WHAT THEF UCK IS GOING ON

HOJOON SHOOT HIM

HOJOON-AH

OH SHIT

OH SHIT

THATS BLOOD BLOOD

CHOI

OH MY GOD THE OPENING LINES AGAINF UCK

girl

you still kept after this man when he be saying that shit

i have many questions

oh my god she really just laid it out like that aldfj;alsdj

what is the way you see him baobei

jiwon-ah

so like

she went into the relationship knowing he is like that

is that a confession????

we do is all be wondering

SHE REALLY SAID WE ARE GOING TO KISS AND THEN DID THAT

THE MAD LAD

HE SHUT HIS EYES

LADIES

LADS

HOW DO WE BE FEELING

fuck

the dad left omg

like we knew again

but nonetheless

kiss her again

do it

OMG

HE STEPPEKJFOPAIWJEFPAEWHHAEWPOIFHAPWROIEHAGWIPEUHFIUAWERHFPIUAEHWRGFPIUHAWEIPUFHAWEF

IUH JMYG AEFPAWEHFGAIURH[OIAWE

OH MY GOD

OH MY ASFIJAPEWOIHRAPUITJKWGARS

AAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OPAIWEHAREUHKJFOIAPERAHJ

I SCREECH

HE SAID WE ARE GOING TO   K I S S

i wonder how many times while filming they had to pause so joongi could breathe

thats probably easiably googled information

jiwon

oh i do be crying now

oh my god

oh my god

you????

jOH MY GOD

FUCK HELL AND HOLY SHIT

i s2g if they cut off beFUCK

WE REALLY DONT GET TO SEEE IF HE AND DETECTVE CHOI LIVE?

THE DISRESPECT AND HEARTACHE I FEEL RIGHT NOW

sidenote the ost slaps hardcore

must listen to this when i finish the show

SHUT UPP I

WHAT IS THE LIGHTS

WAHT

DID I MISS SOMETHING????

ARE THESE MEMBORIES THAT WE GET TO SEE NEXT ITME

what is happening fucking

god

i hate this so much

i want to not deal with this

hhhhhhh

okay

that is the end of that episode

thank you for reading!!!

well damn its been a minute eh?

forgive me i’ve been also not good at other parts of life too aldkfjas;lkjdf

but anyways, the show is queued, i have my water, its freezing in my apartment

as the wonderful strawberry headed mark lee would say, lezgeddit

okay last i recall they were like getting joongi from the pool where he almost died

this blond man is wearing the *ugliest* shirt in the world where can i get it

OH FUCK THAT BODY FUCKING FLEWW

joongi baobei are you okay???

jesus dude the driver was so slow to see if the guy he hit is alive im

hes covered in blood and groaning but no im sure he feels just fucking fine

like a goddamn field of daisies im sure

no hospital

inchresitng

i mean we know why but sitll

OH MY GOD HES IN THE HOSPTIAL NOW PRESENT DAY STYLE

i hathe the way this is being filmed im just not a fan of the shaky cam stuff

i know he lives so im not pressed rn

oh is

is this bby joongi???

seems like

oh shit thats uhhhhh

thats blood huh

jesus fuck i hate seeing the dad

joongi pretty

i know i shouldnt be like focused on that rnbut

prettyyyyy

sir stop movingggg

you are just survived drowning

the fact that those STOP TAKING THE THINGS OFF OF YOU DUMMY

ew feet

FUCKING THAIAEPIHFIO;AJFOI;AHWER THIS IS WHY YOU DONT TRY TO DO THINGS IF YOU ARE JUST WOKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL OH MY  G O D

ooh he got that vip room then huh

is this real or like a horrible dream

that looks like sangyeon

what is happening

oh thank god

he said skrrt

jiwonnie

is she gonna slap him???

is she gonna hug hm??

oh thank god joonwon lives on

hehe rhymes

the fact that i can’t hear “it’s okay” in korean without thinking about exo’s playboy says a  lot about whom i am as a person no?

oh reporter-nim

he’s looking better

damn we get to hear a lot about his now huh

is that the father?

why read out this in front of eunha????

fuckign commrcials idc about acura

induced hypothermia?

oh interesing

memory issues oh yikes

shut the fUCK UP WITH THAT SMILE

oh my god hes joking stoppp shes so cuteee

im perhaps emotional over this

i love the relationship with eunha and joongi above all else

wow the dad sure does know how to lie in front of popel

oof this is awkward

i am lie spanish monkey meme rn

oh eunha....baobei.....

the way i am willing to die for the child

shes my favorite charcter

OH SHIT HE REALLY DID JUST CORRECT HIS MOTHER OMG

jiwon c’mon be obviousss

make his state a bit more unstable perhaps

ugh this guy is still alive

he is a vegetable???

bro he got hit in the brain like...idk how to tell you this chief but

eunha looks so much like cha-ssi

like i guess we know whose genes won out in this family no?

she aint even gonna give her a hug???  and shes in her lil pink overalls too

smh

oooooh tea

oooooooOOOOOOHHHH TEA

just make his condition more unstable ???

LITERALLY WHAT IS THE BACKSTORY ON THIS FAMILY I CANNOT UNDERSTAND FUCK

normally with the other dramas ive watched i’ve already read the wiki and stuff for spoilers but liek???  i cant now

NO DONT SAY THAT JOONGI’S MOM

oh detective cutie is back i lvoe it

FUCKIG COMMERCIALS

oh ok this is kinda cute i take it back i love the goldfish commercials that are like stop motion and shit

jiwon unnie are you okay?

this doctor is

like i understand but still

the way i want to give her a hug now fUCK

akdjfalsdjf why is he so adoralbe

i amm poropoisng to him

can they really arrest a man if he just stares and says nothing??

oh shit

i really did say make the body more unstable but fuck this is uhhhhh

hm

joongi looks so nice for having been unconscious for five or more days

i love how cautious with his words that dect. cutie is being

aldkfjasldk he said we gotta get our storeisAJDFLAKDSJF DONT COMPLIENTMENT AKJFA;LSDJ

the bathroom doors are nice

what is reporter-nim doing

i love this cleaning lady she’s fun

ooooohhhhh she said too much O.O

i am eyes emoji

OH FUCK WHAT WAS THAT FLINCH

im so worrieeeeedddd about thier relatiohnship

please

asldfjasdlfj poor dect. cutie he really was thirdwheeling

DETETCTIVE CHIOI IM SICKKKK

HES SO JASD;LFKAJSD;LKFJASD DRAMATIC BITCH I LVOEEEEE HIMMMMM

alsdkfjasldkfj the way that OH MY GOD

this is so fucking funny i cant

boong

dect cutie is like what the fuck we really starting with the hard questions huh

FUCKING COMMERCIALS RIGHT WHEN JIWON WAS ONNA SCOLD HIM FUCK

oooh leading questions shes iconic

ooooooh shit

dect cutie please decide on OOOOHHHH shes skedooting out

jesus choi im

cutieeee

aldskfjasld;jf he fucking

wow dect choi

the way that joongi is like :)

oooooh

tensities

tension thats the word

exactly

oh shit backstoryyy

OH FU CK

T E A

I AM LIVING FOR THISSSSS

i mean like choi was right but still

all of this is still being recorded lmao

oh shitttt

i need to keep remembering hojoon’s name but anyways im in love with him

the drama of it all ugh i love

oooh the murdered man’s widow has tea to spilll

i think they meant disguise but im not positive

fuck i really want chinese food now

who let reporters in????

oh

oh no

dont give jiwon ideas

fuck

shit

and goddamn

aish

this is horrifying to see like in a very haunting way

literally does he have the like legal ability to do this

i mean i guess its no longer an active crime scene its fine, no?

i hateeee commercials

i dont care for using an online dating site though the video chat feature is actualy a good idea i will say

i want a quesedilla

then why are you acting so sketch jiwon

lady

jiwon please

just spit it out

oh

probably not is my guess

aish what

“what are you?”

i dont

i mean i tihnk all of y’all so go to thereapy but like

thats just me

girl

yo i have so many questions and so does she but like

what

yooooo

OH SHIT

OH FUCK

OH SHIT OH MY GOD

NO HE DIDN NOT

OH F U C K

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

OHM Y OGD WHAT THE FUCK

CHRIST

what season is it if their breaths are able to be seen

dude

a human rights issue

reporter-nim

oh shit this guy im sick

i loVE HER DAUGHTER

iconic

awehhh eunha looked adorable there omg

ooooh the condition of that man is going to be more unstable

oops :)

what???  is she doing???

forensics kit?

i dont?

okay that was so obiusly edited in FUCK

thats uhhhhhh

thats a lot

yinks thisnt good

oh

OH NO SHE IS NOT GOING INTO THE BA

OH MUY GOD

NOOO

I

WAHT

ARE PEOPLE REALLY NOT GOING TO RECOGNIZE YOU JOONGI

THINK A LIL EH??

oh jiwon are you sure

did he ever clean up after reporter-nim?

i mean even if he did it wouldnt necessarily matter i suppose bc forensics

oh a mask

yeah thats a smart idea

awehhh im so nervousss

oh no

yikes

that guy is faking his comatic state huh

if his eyes snap open im fucking calling it

FUCKING CHRIST IM SICK OF THIS SHIT

I CANAT STAND THIS MAN

jseuss

god he looks hot a s a nurse tho

fuck

what is going on

a-fucking-pparently it is

dude seriously

but joongi

you still have loose ends you dont know about

oh  noooo

i dont want to see anything on the floor please

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

godmanti

commercials

in korean

i dont care about toyota thank you

why are you hesitating

oh

he wants to understand jiwon

oh no

oh bro

youre really shit at your job

but joongi is gone

bc you wouldnt fucking listen to him before dick

did he???

not kill him????

im so confused

OH FUCK HE

he really didnt kill hm huh

oh fuck ing

oh no jiwon

oooohhh baby eunhaaaa

shes so cute oh my gooooddddd

oh god

this is fucking heartbreaking

god

his watchhhh

oh reporter-nim got the cleaning lady to do this

the talking about the second guy

jesus thats horrifying to see i hate that

FUCKIGN COERRMECIASL

WE WERE ABOUT TO FIND OUT WHY HER STORY CHANGED UGH I HATE IT HERE

what i that

please tell us

OH FUCK ITS THE CASSETTE FROM HER HOME

EUNHAAAAA

AIGOOOOOO THAT WAS SO CUTEEE

SHES SO CUTE IN HER LIL OUTFIT

what fucking cloud?

i dont understand

a duffel bag?

oh my god

OH MY GOD

WHAT IDFSLKJASLKDJFAWE IM SO TENSE

oh my god this is so tense

oh fuc i didnt remember that the widow was pregnant

thisis some weird copaganda ngl

but moving on

shes deffo talking to herself more than the widow

your eyes can trick you

but also why is joongi so handsome i cant stand it

anyway

thats all for this episode!

i have many thoughts and feelings about seeing joongi with a kiddo

oh shit

the peeks into the next episode hhhhhhhh

but its late and i told my roommate we’d get ramen for lunch so i gotta mcsleep now

thank you for reading!!!

as if i dont already have enough on my plate i decide that im finally going to start this drama

smh

but y’know its been something ive been meaning to do for awhile now so better sooner than later, no?

anyways, i have my water, nothing is plugged in, i am waiting to fall in love with jiang cheng for realsies

like ive seen so much about it right?  so like i know what happens

no i dont ;)

yes i do

no i dont ;))))

anyways, as the king clown (but in the most loving way possible) mark lee would say, lezgeddit

oh the opening

fucking gorgeous oh my gOD

dont mind me just  ~ v i b i n g ~

oh so theyre in Mordor???  and wwx looks like hes uhhhhhhh

2 inches from deaths door which is personally very sexy of him to emulate how i feel constantly

but anyways

they really do just be cheering about shit and gossiping while stabbing each other huh

i mean...priorities i guess

the tiger seal is just floating along, doing its own thing, wreaking havoc and causing mass death

i respect that about it

oh thats uh

:| thats some blood

wwx said we gonna swan dive but t-pose and look majestic while doing it

LAN ZHAN

:(

he looks so sad..

jiang cheng!

jiang cheng :(

he said Y E E T (my bro off a cliff)

*narrator voice* 16 years later

nice tea cup

good question kiddo

whos to say

oooh fancy outfits

brah sit down show some restraint

missing corpse

missing corpse

i dont doubt it tbh

*slam*

zombie babe zombie babe

oh damn its like pjo i guess

names be having power and shit

i am the shivering swords

this old man is vibing with this scary ass hallowe’en shit huh

oooohhhhh floatsies

dont mind us just walking into your local asian grocery store

thats ??? blood?  ink???  blood?

nice eyebrowEW FEET OH GOD WHY

a lot of uh... weird like??? hazy muttering

inchresting

and commerciasl...

i mean so far it hasnt let me down yet

i really like the supernatural elements of it

is...is wwx mo xuanyu?

is that his own blood on the papwers?

oooh thats a beautiful mask

fuck who’s he taking revenge for

oh those are his fingies covered in blood?

wow this guy’s a dick

w o w this guys a  d i c k

damn the way i want to take him by his topknot and have him meet my knee intimately

dick.

is wwx okay?  hes uhhhh

hes talking to himself?

hes got his own vague stigmata???

alkdjfla;ksdjf you you you

me me me

golden unicorn tower

sldkfjal;sdkj holy shit

munching time

nah

not munching time

la;kdjfalskd

hes just gonna leave him like that iconic

hes like.... those forehead ribbons look familiar..

im assuming ‘he’ is lan zhan?

aldkfjaksld he said “subtlety” is my greatest strength

oooohhhh cultivation guidance

wowowo

omg he

amazing i love himmmm

dramatic ass bitch

isnt that the same thing???

wowwwwww

give him a fucking oscar what an iconic acting moment aldkfja;lsdkjf

like that the lil lan sect (im assuming) kiddo was like “gotta keep this comedy going”

its what wwx would want

alskdjfla;ksdjf return my shit to me first and then iOH MY GOD FOR $5000 A MONTH I WILL NOT ACT UP

the FLASH IS QUAKING OMG

i loved that entire sequence

wow dude....read the fucking room  maybe

do is he going to murder???

those flags are so intricate i like it

oh shit he has that king shit legendary stuff

alsdkfjsdkl he just took the flag and yeeted aldkfjaslkdj

jingyi iconic brave kiddo

he really be flashing back to lz huh

i really do love his hamlet stuff thats going on rn

pretty moonnnn

oh its nighttime evil spirit calling time

oh this guys gonna get himself killed huh

wow

this guy is like.....

highkey an idiot huh

they gonna fuck shit up for this family aint they

ooh i would defintiely jam to the song thats playing rn

wow jingyi said no this guy sucks

idk who the other kiddo is but i am liking him *a lot* more than jy

ay yo is he just playing that on a leaf????  A FUCKING LEAF

lanzhan iconic i lvoe

what are they doing?

YOOOOOOO THAT GUY LOOKS FUCKED UP

wow the aunt really said fuck you

i love this kid soooooo much

they really told yuan’er’s actor to just go fucking ham with his screams and he took that note and didnt just run with it

he fuckin  s p r i n t e d

oh jesus he souns like those recordings of annabelle

hahahahahaha not to like laugh at yuan’er but

yah me too wwx me too

“ni” *insert the spongembob meme*

wow this ooooohhhh ribbon ribbon flying in the night

light bearing lord?

lan...zhan??? O.O

alkdfjasldkfj im so weak at them ignoring him aldkjfslka;dj

they really just talked over him like he wasnt there

thee evil spirit said zombie time

oh tong’s caucht the zombie thing too

gross his hands look so horible

i know they should but wh

what the fuck

holy shit

he just mcmurked himself damn

meiyou gui akdlfjas;lfdkj;

oh the mother of the household is next to get mceviled

the way no one is paying attention to her...

y’all

they said disrobe like cool fucking bitches i LOVE ITTTT

UGH THE FANTASY ELEMENTS OF IT ALL IM SCREAM

what is wwx gonOH MY GOD

HE

WHAT?

what/??

the way we’re all having questions but none of them answered

did...did wwx make this happen?

it sure as hell sounds like it

lan zhan?

wahhhh that was so coollllll

oh rightYOOOO SHE TWISTED THAT SWORD LIKE IT WAS A FUCKING PASTA HOLY SHIT

i really hate the commercials!!!  how am i supposed to lose my mind at fight sequences if its interrupted by vitamin ads?

smh

wwx said protection seal?

oh shit

OH SHIT MANS IS T-POSING

HE IS NOT GOING TO USE A GUZHENG TO FIGHT OMG KING SHIT

wwx is

enamoured

bitch me too tf

brah hes wearing white how can you tell that it’s mourning clotes still?

is he

reading the sword?

oh shittttt

yin tiger seal is

bad no? al;dkjf;skd

wwx said im jus’ gon’ YEET myself out of this situation

wei ying fucccck

we is are all eyes emoji

that donkey is my favorite character and hes probably not going to be there long hm

is

WHAT

THATS THE END ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME????  HHHHHHHHHHH HOW DAREEEE

I WANT TO KNOW WHO HAS THAT LAST GRUDGE

is it jiang cheng?  i feel like its jiang cheng

i am jamming to the ost so hard fuck

is it

is it acceptaable to send fanmail to the people who did the opening and end credits?

bc visually so fucking cool

ugh i definitely understand why people are like feral over this show

just as always i feel like i never give any sort of insight into anything but also the point of this is to make it feel like in this time of not being able to hang out with friends that youre hanging out with a very excitable and talkative friend with you while watching

anyways thats it for this episode

thank you for reading!!!

Cycle I: Watching it for the First Time

kyuhyun in the floral suit im dyinggg

his voice is always so good im in love

wookie’s tie is cuuuteee

i love the plant shots 

yasss yesungie the chambray suit

blue contacts???  ive missed you since pink magic

if i focus on anything but the visuals i will cry

i personally really like wookie in this floral shirt/bomber jacket thing

the necklace kyu wears is so delicate 

the c

the lclose up im

his eyes

yesungie ugh

the harmoniey

THE HARMOINEIS

GOD IVE MISSED KRY SO MUCH

UGH HTIS WAS SO GOOD

TIME TO LOOP IT AND THIS TIME FOCUS ON THE MUSIC MORE LOL

Cycle II: Music Focus

i relally like the strings

i understand its a ballad but wowowow i really like the strings in this opening measures

the piano is very peaceful

like i dont often like instrumentals but i can definitely see myself listening to the instrumental version of this song if they do that

it kind of sounds like an ost or out of a movie

the way that yesung is able to go from more raspy deeper notes to effortlessly sliding up the octaves and have his voice become clearer is always so impressive to me

wookie’s voice is always so clear in how how he sings the lyrics

kyuhyuns voice is literally so individualistic i am in love with it

i love when they sing in harmony personally

i also love when they just vocalize in the high notes

its very niceee

Cycle III: Visuals Focus

given that the title of their comeback album is when we were us, my opinion is that the flickering television sets are supposed to evoke a feeling of nostalgia

The scenes have a vaguely, I don’t know what to call it, dusty???  Dreamlike???  quality to them

this is especially seen when ryeowook is singing in the plants

and when yesung has his close up solo in a blue tinted room

the styles of many parts of this set kind of remind me of like music videos from the 80s and 90s

as an aside, i just realized that i could turn on captions.  i am just as disappointed in me as you are

anyways

the sepia/brown lighting definitely emphasizes a feeling of an older time

yesung singing with himself projected onto the screen behind him really reminds me of Whitney Houston for whatever reason

i think that having them not really interact with the camera at first helps with the idea of it being focused on something from the past

like they cant even look bc it’s too much

god i wish i had paid more attention in my theatre class wrt filming hhhhh

i would have better insights then maybe

i dont really have any deeper thoughts on this or any better analyses on this but i think the juxtaposition of kyuhyun in the floral suit surrounded by the screens is visually very interesting

he’s the center and focus of course but visually its an interesting set up 

i like how the lights appeared to come on when the chorus started for the first time

like it mimicked the sun rising and then at the end of the chorus the “sun sets”

i think my favorite shot in this is probably when wook’s in the flowers

i think ive figured out why the kyu shot is so interesting to me

the light is behind the wall so that it’s distorted in a way and it really only spreads around him

so like even tho he’s literally in the center of the shot and his outfit makes him stand out, the lighting outlines him as well

tt i just want to talk to the set designers all the time i have so many questions

like half the reason i watch mvs is bc i used to do set design and prop management in high school and so i just constantly look at it

side note they did really really well on yesung’s eye makeup like i love that for him genuinely

i do not know how to address wookie in the drying linens nor the futuristic white and blue set up

like theres benches and seats that are cubes and rectangular prisms with a pool in the center??  for no reason???

i mean i guess it could connect to the lyrics about the “blue summer day” aber i dont know what it has much to do with anything

i love that the we dont really see the guys in the k.r.y order until like almost 30 seconds into the mv

ive watched this mv at least 10 times by now

idk it makes me happy the boys are able to live their ballad singer dreams esp wook and kyu

kyu is literally wearing either a blazer or button down or both for the entire mv while yesung and wook’s outfits are changed up more in terms of style

i like kyu’s shoes at the end

i just think the white circle is neat

im watching this for the one more time and then i need to move on to something else ajlaskdjf

this time im taking into account the lyrics

when you try your best but the one you love is lost from you

wowowow i was right to wait until the end of this to actually listen and read the lyrics along with it bc like i said in the beginning i was going to cry

i guess they’re called kry for a reason (:

anyways, if you read this and have ideas about certain things/better analyses of the mv let me know!!!

i would love to discuss this with someone ^-^

thank you for reading!!!!!