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it didn’t take long for antonio to arrive and shove shots down his throat, it seemed that wherever the man was , liquor and painful headache the next morning would follow suit. seeing the femme reach him he smiles and puts the cup down on the small wooden table ❝ nice to see you again . ❞
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‘ Listen, I’m all for listening to you talk about what kind of rocks fit up who’s ass, but at the same time. I’m really really not. ‘
[Text;] did you propose yet or what
TEXT: stoner.
( 1/2 : ... )( 2/2 : i’m getting there... )
{{ woLF WHAT ARE YOU DO ING.........WHAT ARE Y O U }}
Steven: ( looses lance in a large crowd ) this calls for drastic measures
Steven: ( shouts ) DRAGON FUCKER!
Lance: ( on other side ) WHAT.
Steven: there he is
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sTEVEN AND LANCE FOR THE BROTP
brotp/platonic ask meme STATUS: ACCEPTING ( jadedisms )
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: LANCE. always – &&. he’s particularly subtle about it &&. isn’t afraid to finish all of steven’s &&. in the ODD time that steven does try, he finds his hand slapped into another dimension.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: STEVEN. which just earns him a face full of palm to push him away because lance is too straight to exist. however, they do exchange winks &&. the occasional kiss blow ( especially when lance is drunk. )
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: BOTH. who knows all the shit they both do &&. its never an issue to do so ( it just ends in a drink. )
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: BOTH. they’re both terrible at dating &&. they need all the advice they can get even if its from equally shitty dating people.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: STEVEN. which usually earns him a lazy slap from lance or a hard PUNCH depending on the game.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: BOTH. then comes the fighting to actually get it ( to which lance usually wins )
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: STEVEN. but LANCE usually wins this one too.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: LANCE. which is odd because steven knows exactly that lance gets embarrassed by it but so does he when it happens to be his crush.
nOT REALLY TUMBLR CRUSH MORE LIKE TUMBLR BEST FRIEND like lets fuck shit up together
If I'm your tumblr crush send me a "hey fuck face" STATUS: ACCEPTING ( jadedisms )
YEA PFT YOURE TOO GAY FOR ME ANYWAY
Just gonna pull him into his lap and pepper his cheek with little kisses!
❛ x ☼ x ;
Wraps his arms around his neck & nuzzles!
❝ Love you. ♫ ❞
