#jadebro

Absolutely, I do :P

I like to throw in davejade on occasion to make things more fun because one of my FAVOURITE dynamics is dad/older brother creeping on their son/younger brother's girlfriend.

Anyways, I think they Skype every night and he spoils her. She's like his discord puppygirl. He def buys her outfits to try on for him when they Skype & he'll buy her food randomly. She definitely did NOT tell him her address, but he found it the first day they started talking. She ALSO found his but through Dave because he's way too cautious about where you can find information on him.

Bro has BPD to me (because I do too), and he absolutely does not know how to manage it. If Jade doesn't respond to his messages within two minutes, he'll just spam text her until she does and get increasingly upset the longer it takes. Stuff like this happens a lot, considering her narcolepsy.

Jade stalks his social medias, goes through his following, and absolutely gets jealous anytime she sees an attractive woman that's his age. She's not as confrontational as Bro is, though, so she just stews in it until he brings some shit up about her following some guy (which he's bound to), so she brings up the countless women he follows and they'll argue for hours.

parasites / san fermin

i agree, this is a great brojade song

[f] these little hands are parasites get in there and hang on tight take what they can and leave you bleeding this little mouth’s no good for you these lips will suck you black and blue when it’s done the teeth and tongue for feeding

[m] your little hands are paradise give ‘em here and hang on tight this body’s been a-tryin’ to find a reason your little mouth a-talkin’ fast it makes my heart astir at last tryin’ to find a face i can believe in

[f] i always knew father was a man like you mother never got the things she needed

[m] keep her cased in honeycomb that way she won’t feel alone the queen should never have to overthink it

okay but consider this: the idea of predator and prey.

everyone’s like, oh man, bro’s being such a predator in between being really nice and considerate. i don’t disagree. but i think jade’s getting overlooked here. it’s her actions that deliberately set this whole thing off. she calculated websites to visit, she determined which chat she could hack into, she found a suitable candidate, and she even made a surprise friend!

she targeted bro. she hunted him down. while bro’s older, jade’s smarter than him. and there’s also a third party in the mix, which jade didn’t even know about at the beginning but is now getting to be good friends with. said third party is treating this safari like a spectator sport, mostly because he has no other choice. and jade’s playing off of that. not super intentionally, but she’s got a feel for the relationship between hal and bro and she knows how to pluck the strings between them so she can tune them to fever pitch.

Happy holidays and a merry Christmas to you, @jadebro! I hope you enjoy these imagines~

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Imagine Naegi being too shy to initiate a kiss with Kirigiri on his own, so he ties a mistletoe bunch to his ahoge when he’s around Kirigiri and gives her a shy little peck when she stands under it with him.

Imagine Naegi knitting Kirigiri a cute pair of reindeer gloves to wear for the holiday season, and she secretly wears it after the holidays are over because she likes them so much, even though one is too loose and the other is missing a thumb hole, because Naegi is awful at knitting.

Imagine Naegi getting the flu during the cold winter season, and Kirigiri skips all the Christmas parties to make him soup and tuck him into bed.

Imagine Naegi and Kirigiri decorating the tree together, and then they get tangled up in the lights and just enjoy spending time together.

Imagine that Kirigiri is actually very shy about her love for Christmas and the holidays, and acts as stone-faced as always when it comes to celebrations. She really loves teh holiday season, though, and always enjoys spending it with Naegi.

Imagine Naegi gifting Kirigiri an ugly Christmas sweater and posing with a matching one for a picture with her.

Imagine Kirigiri and Naegi baking Christmas cookies with one another. Since Naegi knows absolutely nothing about baking, Kirigiri has to walk him step by step through the process, and make sure he doesn’t eat any of the batter before it’s cooked.

Imagine Nanami and Chihiro cuddling up against one another when it’s cold out, and just basking in each other’s warmth.

Imagine Nanami and Chihiro marathoning Christmas movies together, munching on candy canes and gingerbread man. Chihiro, being the sleepy little child they are, falls asleep two movies in. Nanami wraps a blanket around the tiny programmer, and they fall asleep against one another.

Imagine Chihiro having an eating contest with Ishimaru and Mondo over Christmas cookies, and getting a bit of a stomach ache. Nanami takes care of him and scolds them lightly, but lovingly.

Imagine Chihiro and Nanami sharing their first kiss on Christmas day, and all Nanami can remember is that Chihiro tastes like cinnamon and spice. The kiss sticks in her mind all throughout the holiday.

Imagine Chihiro and Nanami going on a double date with Kirigiri and Naegi on Christmas Eve. They go to a cute cafe and order tea together, and spend the entire time tasting one another’s drinks and laughing together.

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u heard the lady

everyone get on board with this meme