IT'S ME AGAIN WITH GASTON X LEFOU
big spoon/little spoon:
Gaston is, and always will be, the big spoon. No one spoons like Gaston, and LeFou never complains about it.
favorite non-sexual activity:
Story telling, though this mostly consists of Gaston regaling tales about himself to LeFou, who already knows them all by heart.
who uses all the hot water:
Gaston. He can’t really help it when LeFou is almost a third of his size. LeFou normally gets to it first, however, since Gaston spends most of his mornings outside in the woods.
most trivial thing they fight over:
LeFou occasionally gets annoyed when Gaston tracks in dirt or animal innards into the house. Gaston insists that it can’t be helped, but they both know the hunter is simply too lazy to keep his kills outside.
who does most of the cleaning:
LeFou, because if he didn’t do it, their house would look more like the den of a carnivorous bear.
who has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue:
Gaston controls the Netflix queue when he’s actually home, otherwise LeFou has free range of it. The queue is often jam-packed with thrillers, action films, and musicals.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:
LeFou. Gaston could care less whether the heat was working, considering how many fur blankets they have lying around. Plus he’s much more used to cold nights than LeFou is.
who steals the blankets:
Gaston, though every now and again he lets LeFou get the upper hand because seeing his friend bundled up from head to toe is both hilarious, and sad. (And slightly adorable.)
who leaves their stuff around:
Gaston. It drives LeFou up the wall sometimes.
who remembers to buy the milk:
LeFou. It’s a wonder if Gaston can do anything for himself when he isn’t around taking care of them.
who remembers anniversaries:
LeFou does, although Gaston remembers the more important ones since they involve him,
