#jacqass

1) Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop? They work together to rock it. They’ve broken the seat before. Twice. 

2) Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time? Neither of them is exceptionally horny, but they’re both willing to try having sex in different places.

3) Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time? They both adore baths and like to use candles and scented soap if they’re in there together. Most of the time it’s relaxing, but every now and then, Cassie suggests they bring it up a notch.

4) Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on? Cassie is more likely to walk around naked. The most that Jacqui will do is walk around in pants and a bra. She doesn’t really ask Cassie to put on more clothes anymore. 

5) Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight? Neither of them. If it gets to that point they will sleep in the same bed, back to back, until they start feeling bad and apologize. Then they’ll talk it out with one another.

6) Who takes photos of the other while they sleep? Jacqui. She is honestly a big softie for Cassie and loves her appearance and takes every chance she gets to admire her.

7) Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”? Jacqui said it first. She was sifting through her feelings one day and came to the conclusion, and she told Cassie right away to see if she was rushing into things too quickly. Cassie said that she loved her too. Jacqui also ends fights with “because I love you!” because Cassie is bad to put herself in bad situations with the Special Forces, and Jacqui always uses that to convince her not to go.

8) Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts? They love sharing sweatshirts. They go out shopping specifically for sweatshirts sometimes and just trade out all the time.

9) Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after? Both of them get excited if they have cool dreams, so they wake one another frequently. Jacqui rarely has nightmares, but Cassie has them a lot. Jacqui will hug her close and talk to her about anything she can think of to get her mind off of things and get her back to sleep. 

10) Who is more likely to cheat at games (cards, board games, etc.)? Cassie. Jacqui isn’t big on cheating and always catches Cassie if she isn’t careful enough. 

11) Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship? Cassie. She’s a huge tease and asks Jacqui all the time how she manages to keep her crush on her a secret.

12) Who starts a food fight in the kitchen? Cassie. But Jacqui always comes out victorious!

13) Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer? Cassie initiates duets because she’s very outgoing in nature. Jacqui is always quick to keep the duets going. Cassie is the better singer, but Jacqui isn’t necessarily a bad singer. 

14) Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops? Jacqui initiates the hand holding every chance she gets. Cassie is the butt grabber, but it has to be private or else Jacqui swats her hand away. They both slide their arms around each other’s waists a lot, especially if they’re kissing. Cassie grabs Jacqui’s belt loops a lot.

15) Who likes writes the others name on their wrist? Neither of them. They’re more likely to draw doodles on their wrists and arms if they’re bored.

16) Who is more seductive when they are drunk? and who is louder in bed? Cassie is more seductive, and it’s legitimate sexy talk, though a bit slurred. Jacqui knows exactly how to make Cassie loud, so Cassie’s louder.

17) Who is more protective? They’re equally protective. They know that their positions in the Special Forces can put either of them in danger, so they always try to keep the other safe as often as they can.

18) Who talks to the other while they are sleeping? Both of them like to go on mushy rants about one another when the other is asleep. Cassie also practices her bad jokes.

19) Who drives and who has the window seat? They both love driving, so they take turns!

20) Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed? They’re both bad to fall asleep on one another and wake up the next morning sore from an uncomfortable position. Totally worth it though.

21) Who cuts the others hair? Jacqui. She pays someone else to do it, and Cassie’s hair usually just needs a trim, which she’s able to achieve.

22) Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day? They’re both horrid at sexting, so they only really sext for shits and giggles rather than being serious. Jacqui is the one to send encouraging messages every day, but especially when Cassie’s feeling down.

23) Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of loosing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry? Cassie wonders sometimes if she’s a bit much, even for Jacqui, who’s been used to her antics for ages and ages. Jacqui is worried that her dad’s protectiveness is gonna restrict them and lead to their relationship’s demise. Jacqui worries more if she’s messing up, since it’s her first serious relationship, but Cassie tells her all the time that she’s doing a great job.

24) Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them? Jacqui initiates the slow dances as a way to get them to slow down and enjoy one another. Cassie loves it. They’re close to the same height so it’s hard for them to lift them just above the ground and it be comfortable, but they both hoist one another onto counters to kiss them.

25) Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush? Cassie. Dear lord. I kinda feel bad for Jacqui because it’s constant puns from Johnny Cage Jr. She finds a lot of them entertaining nonetheless.

26) Who kissed first? It was both of them at the same time. They leaned in at the same time to kiss and bumped foreheads on accident. They laughed it off and had a great first kiss. 

27) Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark? They both have shit sleep schedules, so they order take out together a lot. They both prefer to have company in the middle of the night. 

28) Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them? Jacqui. But she doesn’t dare share them… not yet, anyway. She doesn’t sing them either but she might one day.

29) Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires? Cassie is the queen of “I’m gonna do this dangerous thing because my mom could do it” and then she pulls a muscle or something. Jacqui is always there with an ice pack and a kiss.

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Then fight me.