#jackson jones

Sabrina: I had a rough shift over at work and JJ had the day off from his responsibilities as an officer. The moment I stepped through the door, he immediately gathered me up in his arms and held me. I was on the verge of an insanely violent crashout, but he took steps to ensure that I didn't hurt myself and him...

Loosely based off of an irl Discord convo I had earlier today (og convo posted below). It just gave me incorrect quotes vibes, so here ya go.

Julio: What food item will I put peanuts in today Julio: Any suggestions Matilda: Water Matilda: Like a glass of water Heathcliff: i am going to stab you ⁱⁿ ᵐⁱⁿᵉᶜʳᵃᶠᵗ Jackson: uh acktually there are no stabbing weapons in minecraft, only slashing and projectile weapons ☝️ 🤓 Heathcliff: Trident 🤨 Ruby: That’s a projectile Ruby: You throw it Julio: aaaaaaaaaaaa Jackson: you so right Matilda: tnt? Ruby: … Ruby: explosive Ruby: explosives are not stabbing weapons Matilda: shrapnel stabs i think Jackson: if you try really, really hard Jackson: i think you could do it Jackson: oh that too Jackson: i was straight up thinking like Jackson: sticking a tnt stick in someone's chest Julio: like that one guy Jackson: i am mentally stable 👍 Julio: i keep forgetting his name Heathcliff: 1. shrapnel is not a separate weapon, its a part of an explosive 2. there is no shrapnel tnt in minecraft Julio: Phineas gage Julio: He was stabbed Heathcliff: he was impaled Matilda: same thing Matilda: sorta Heathcliff: the iron rod was blunt Matilda: BUT HE WAS STILL STABBED Matilda: ???? Heathcliff: you can’t stab with a blunt object Jackson: yes you can Jackson: if you try hard enough Matilda: THAT'S WHAT IMPALEMENT IS Heathcliff: the only reason why he was impaled was because an explosive gave it enough force to go through his eye socket Ruby: impalement implies that a very large object passes all the way through someone or something Ruby: stabbing is just piercing flesh Ruby: stabbing can only go part of the way through someone Matilda: but you could stab someone with a blunt object Heathcliff: also impalement is nearly always fatal, but stabbing isnt Matilda: if you had the right amount of force Matilda: not saying it's easy or likely Matilda: just it's possible Heathcliff: you would need an obscene amount of force Heathcliff: also stabbing usually needs human involvement i.e. you cant be stabbed by something that wasnt in the hands of a human, yours or anothers Heathcliff: but you can be impaled by an object just sitting there Jackson: i do agree with that Heathcliff: henceforth Heathcliff: phineas gage wasn't stabbed Heathcliff: he was impaled Heathcliff: the tamping rod only entered his skull because the gunpowder ignited on accident Duncan: what is wrong with you guys Julio: so Julio: Peanuts in water then?

Your average N.E.R.D.S agents

Bonus:

Jackson: Well, my hair doesn't become this silky and smooth by itself now, does it?

Flinch: Whatever you say, Jacky. *flushes toilet* Whatever you say...

Jackson: No.

Matilda: I do!

Ruby: I know, Matilda.

Matilda: I’m bi!