#jackscrewed

“There’s nothing wrong with using your body t’get what you want, sometimes.” Darla shrugs, expression cold and lips twisted in a little moue. “I mean, it’s a mutually beneficial exchange. Same as if you do some labour on someone’s farm t’get fed, or help them move things to thank ‘em for a favour.

Aw, I dunno, mole rat pups are kinda cute...but then they just grow up to be big mole rats, so...

Ahoy, uh, definitely interested in children’s classes. Not for me, I’m not a children, I have children. Also, like…math? But math for people who can’t do numbers or words good.

I’d really love to do children’s classes. How old are your children?

Well, hey, that’s pretty great! That kind of science-talk needs to be encouraged more in the youth of today. [Jackie is not 100% certain what the water cycle is.]

✿ Appearance

This guy’s either two fucks that got mashed together or a yao guai that got shaved, ‘cause he’s too tall, alright? Guess if I was that over-stuffed I’d try and cover up all the time, too, though maybe he’s just cold as shit. It’s cold out.

Send me ‘newspaper’ or 📰 and I’ll find an old newspaper headline/clipping that reminds me of your muse.

please stop taking mystery cures jackie :C

cocoa - if you could have any type of hair, what colour and cut would you have?

“That’s my star cap,” Holly glanced down at the Sunset Sarsaparilla cap that hung around her neck. Hanging on the leather strap beside it was a small, and very tarnished key, which was less remarkable and didn’t really need explanation. She generally kept them under her clothes, where no one could see them, but every now and then – usually when she was working – they’d come loose.

There was no real value to either object. Unless you were one of the Star Cap hunters who thought finding them would somehow lead to some big fancy treasure, but those folks were mostly out west. Still, it was precious to her, and she preferred to keep it hidden.