#jackofthetales

     "I don't exactly have time for jokes today, Jack.        What do you need?"

i still think you can sink lower, jacky boy.

◢ ♕ — "Here's a fun game we can play, Jack. Give me four reasons not to bury you alive in fifty feet of snow, and perhaps I'll keep from doing just that. And they had better be convincing. We both know I hate having my time wasted, when I could be listening to stories twice as interesting as the excuses you spout out."

      ”I beg your pardon?"

     ❝I feel as though you're trying my patience, sweetheart. When I want to make runs without wasting any bullets, I come here my ax. It's tedious wasting bullets on mundies or other Fables unless necessary. Or, if they're the Sheriff. So, I'll ask one more time: where is it?❞

"Jack.... I thought I told you to go home." Bigby arched one eyebrow at the boy.

"It's not polite to stare. Do I got something on my face?"