Two men sitting in a bar having a drink and then one says to the other,“here, did you hear Jack was going to trade school?”
The other reply’s,“ aye, think he wanted to do a few, talking about being more employable or something?”
Zuko, who has just walked into the bar,” hi Zuko here” the two men turn in their stools, drinks spilling slightly,” here sorry lad, this is a set up for a joke about the idiom jack of all trades but master of none, I don’t think you’re supposed to be here”
Zuko, looking stunned that he just walked into a joke, “that’s rough buddy” he sighs, with a sense of embarrassment.
Both men at the bar turn to look back to each other, staring into each other’s eyes, the first man breaks the tension to turn to Zuko. With a heavy sigh he states,” look mate this is the point where me and my friend would make out as a sorta anti-punch line, but because you’re here it kinda ruins the whole thing you know?, so I think you should leave”
Zuko, turning on his heels and awkwardly leaving the make believe bar, falling into the void he thinks as his make believe body and mind fades into the mists of imagination. “ huh, that’s bonkers”
The two men kiss, maintaining eye contact, their two beards like Velcro and the robot bartender continues to polish a glass.
while behind the bar, Jack is fixes a pipe ,but kinda shittly, declaring in frustration, “ for fuk sake! I wish I was a master at this”.
