#jackity

im going to think about these guys for a week now because that would be a really interesting dynamic. theyre literally parallels of eachother wtf

also the pretend girlfriend bit

I& have been on the Jackity frontlines since 2021 (or well. the backlines actually. I& don't post about them nearly as much as I& think about them) and YOU'RE SOOOO FUCKING RIGHT!!!!! They would have such an interesting story if they were to ever properly interact!!!

They both built their own nations as a response to the available options sucking ass, they were both lonely as presidents, they both chose to be worse, they both thought big and planned grand.... yet Quackity managed to actually find respect and status, he managed to actually make himself look cool, but Jack was still treated like a cringe loser by everyone!!!!!!

And honestly they would actually be horrible for each other because they're both unstable as fuck and in denial about it but I& think it could work because they also tend to latch onto people so bad. Slimecicle was literally a complete stranger to him and yet he got so attached that he came back from death purgatory just to say goodbye (ANOTHER JACK PARALLEL MAYBE?? IF YOU'RE INSANE??) and the moment Niki showed understanding to him Jack immediately became besties for life with her. Both Q and J just want to not be alone whether they admit it or not

For ages I& was actually hoping that one day Quackity would remember that one deal he had with Jack about bringing customers to his hotel and splitting the profit. They literally had a bussiness deal they were literally bussiness partners!!!!! But that never came so when the epilogue came around and Jack LITERALLY GAMBLED AWAY HIS LIFE IN LAS NEVADAS I& thought. SURELY this is the prime Jackity material. Even funnier if Quackity is so detached from life and drowning in some classy ennui of fake success that he doesn't even like. notice that Jack is literally squatting on his property

You could have some real fun confrontation with PARALLELS TO THE BITTERDUO HOTEL CONFRONTATION where Jack is like "I thought you were dead!!! The nuke killed everyone but me and Tommy and Tubbo! And maybe a few others but AREN'T YOU DEAD???" and Quackity, who did in fact just come back from whatever polyQule purgatory he was in, is like "well yes BUT NO WHAT THE FUCK GET OUT OF HERE" and then Jack tries to take over Las Nevadas and Quackity is naturally into it because he has a horrible taste in men