#jackdwain

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

Text: This morning had a gorgeous sunrise so I hope it’s like that on Tuesday, too, so you’re not disappointed in getting up extra early to run/jog with me.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

Draft: I’m not sure I’m right for you. I’m so scared to try something with someone that has a sex drive again because I got really hurt last time. I don’t know if my love will be enough.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

Text:  Have a good shift.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

Text:  Youre so intreging

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

Text: I hear there’s lots of ice cream and making out at my house.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

Text:Is it weird to invite you over for a make out and cuddle session?

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

Text:I hate how handsome you are. I don’t think it’s fair?

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Text: Favorite patient story, go!

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

Text:I like you.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

Text:You’re an amazing person, I hope you know that. You’re kind and smart and handsome and I’m really glad to know you.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Text:What’s your favorite book?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

Text:I’m officially signed up for the Chicago Triathlon!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

Text:How can one person be so attractive? I don’t understand.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

{text}: I’m pretty sure my parents love you more than me.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

{text}: I’m got an oopen tab at hte bar, com ejoin me.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

{text}: Any chance you’re still up? I know it’s late but I can’t sleep.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

{text}: So, after years of deliberation I’ve decided peanut butter and honey sandwiches are better than peanut butter and jelly.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

{text}: Why did I think watching Law & Order before bed was a good idea? Now I’m never going to sleep.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

{text}: You’re like the big brother I never had. Love you Jack.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. 

{text}: Tacos or burritos? Don’t ask questions just answer.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

{text}: Last night was so much fun! ;)

{text}: Oh my gosh Jack, my bad.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

Text: Another morning waking up alone. Come cuddle sometime. Hopefully you slept well.. or slept at all. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

Text: I’m disappointed every time my chinese food comes to the right door.  

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

Text: Dishwasher. Wrong soap. HeLps  Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

TEXT: JAPSK. INEDS YOUS

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

Text: I can still out wrestle you. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

Text: Did you know there’s 13,009 fork knives and spoons in the white house? why are there so many?Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

Text: I really hate this whole ideal that I have to go to college and I have to get this big kid job. I already did the whole college thing people just need to get off my fucking back. Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

Text: You’re a very attractive man. Send “@” for a SCARED text.

Text: I don’t want to lose you. Send “&” for a LOVING text.

Text: I love our nights watching movies or sports or shitty tv eating whatever take out I ordered and catching up on our days.. It literally makes my life so much better.Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

Text: On a scale of one to Nicki Minaj how big would you rate my booty?Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

Text: IM SHOOTING THIS HUGE WEDDING AND I DONT KNOW IF IM EXCITED OR NERVOUSSend “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text

Text: *naked photo*

Text: SHIT IM SORRY.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text

Wasn’t sent:“Sometimes I hear stuff from the apartment above me and realize you can hear all of that from me when you’re in which is awkward”

Drunk:“I knw you have work bue I can’t drive nd ish who else would be up alreajdh”“you could just take me to work wirh you tehere are beds ill skeep”

Late night:“I ONLY JUST SAW THE TIME I’M SO SORRY I’M TURNING THE MUSIC DOWN”

Random:“Pixie is a thief apparently. Are you missing any socks? I’ve got about 20 I don’t recognize to wash cat hair off”

Yes.

Pros: Very smart, caring, genuinely seems interested when we’re talking.

Jack: To be sure I’m beating you to the punch this time, here is me asking you. When are we going again?

If you snuck into my room I would:

[ X ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out[ X ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?”[  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[ X ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh[  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away[ X ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [ X ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ X ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[ X ] Cute          [ X ] Adorable          [ X ] Attractive          [ X ] Beautiful[  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [ X ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally

[  ] Pain in my ass[ X ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be: