- Youâre mad. Come on. Donât be mad at me. - Youâve got all the friends, and youâve got all the money. Did you have to do that to me in front of some dumb bitch to prove you got all the women? - I didnât know that was gonna happen. Honest to God. She screws anyone. - But me. Everybody but me. - Is that my fault? Donât get mad at me âcause some dumb hooker turned your down. - Sheâs your girl. Sheâs not a hooker. You donât pay for that. - Mikey, sheâs a psycho. You gotta tell her you love her. You give her a few bucks, you tell her itâs a present. It thought it will be interesting for you. - Bullshit. You knew what would happen. - Honest to God, Mikey, I didnât. I wouldnât do anything to hurt you on purpose. I wouldnât do anything to make you look bad. Youâre like my family, I love you. - I think youâd make your family look bad on purpose. âCause I donât think you love anyone but you.
Mikey and Nicky, Elaine May (1976)














