Can I get some JohnVris for the ship post?
takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep: Vriska and she teases him with them afterwards
gets drunk and breaks shit: John, but just cause he’s a clumsy fuck
can’t swim: Vriska, she never learned on alternia
remembers to feed the fish: John
puts up Christmas decorations in November: John, he gets way too excited
sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting: VRISKA WHO DO YOU THINK LMAO
makes Sims just to drown them in the pool: Vriska, John makes them and takes care of them until they die, and then he cries sometimes
brings the other coffee at work: Vriska
takes gym locker room selfies: honestly, probably both of them
signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class: John, duh
forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table: Vriska definitely