#j. mega

Slick shit. Serious shit. It’s what came to mind when one of our backpacker dee-jays played this on WUSB’s overnights after the turn of the millennium. It has to be the Rufus & Chaka Khan “Live In Me” (’79) sampled by Rockwilder that makes the A-side real hot. It’s the set up for persistent pick-up artists J. Mega and (not the wrestler) Greg Valentine who have zero shame in dealing the entire deck of their fantasies. With lines like Mega’s “when I deposit, this live dick” and Valentine’s “I might lick the filing out the honeybun 'n spark it / put my sexual chocolate on the market”, you know to tuck the kids in because you know this isn’t PG time you’re listening to.

“It’s all about, another day, another dollar to earn, gettin’ this money is my only concern, as far as paper with the federal seal, you know the deal, I want the fuckin’ fortune like the wheel”