Mar 9
Izzet Ral or Orzhov Ral?
I do like how Orzhov Ral's pose is a throwback to the original Ral Zarek's pose.
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Izzet Ral or Orzhov Ral?
I do like how Orzhov Ral's pose is a throwback to the original Ral Zarek's pose.
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i'm about to continue the ravnican guild shitposts (finally) so here are the new (old) and (slightly) improved ones complete with the new signature
as always, huge thanks to @vexwerewolf for the lancer memes as inspiration
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a birthday card sleeve for a friend of mine, based on old Izzet cards and stuff
So, I’ve been pretty vocal about saying the guild system SUCKS. But you know what’s even worse?
This living guildpact bullshit. First we get some twink who keeps fucking directly off and not doing his job. What the fuck was he doing? Especially when we had like. 3 guild leaders murdered before the big war with the dragon and zombies invading.
Then we get Niv-mizzet. And I’m sorry to any Izzet followers, but he was the worst choice for a living guildpact. He is the FOUNDER of the Izzet, his own personal cult of personality. He’s antisocial, preferring to hide away and do research than to actually intervene when GUILD LEADERS ARE DYING AGAIN, and sure he SAYS he isn’t going to be biased. But he’s spent a few thousand years hanging out with one guild, do we actually fuckin believe that??
Rakdos would have been a better pick. At least he isn’t interested in scheming.
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today, the light fixtures in a neighboring classroom pulled an izzet and decided to spontaniously combust.
it also turns out that our administration has, in their infinite wisdom, decided that our fire extinguishers were probably still good and that replacing them was entirely unnecessary.
this is a long-winded way of saying that i've come into some time off and have no idea what to do with it.
Honestly, as someone who has been in Izzet for a good decade now, I think more Izzet need to come to terms with the fact that there are really only 2 reasons why someone would join this guild:
1. They love explosions, but want to survive them (most people survive Izzet explosions. Rakdos explosions, however, are usually lethal)
2. They want to fuck one of the two guildmasters (Between Ral and Niv-Mizzet, who could blame them)
Personally, I'm of the opinion that recruitment efforts would go better if we started putting up posters with Niv-Mizzet pin ups on them, but when I tried to suggest that they kicked me out of the meeting room.